Sure you do, especially the choir boys.
What a hilarious joke. And one that has never been used before.
It is also ignorant of actual statistics.
Catholicism, sports a statistic of less than 2% sexual deviance. That is 2% in 2000 years.
Meanwhile, Protestants have a slightly higher total, around 2.1%. If you break that down per denomination, the percent is usually much higher. Some denominations sporting double digits in percentages of sexual deviance.
If you crunch those statistics, that means in 500 years (or less for most denominations) Protestant sexual deviance grew exponentially;
Surpassing Catholic statistics.
All of this research was conducted by GRACE (a group started by the Graham Foundation). Secular research shows even greater evidence of Protestant denominations having more sexual deviance.
Granted, this label of "sexual deviance" includes all aspects, such as molestation, assault, etc. For simple child molestation, Protestants have 3 times more occurrences. Once again, broken down into denominations, the percentages are even higher.
Therefore, it is easily concluded that your joke of "loving choir boys" is more applicable to Protestants than Catholics. But that is just facts. I know that is inconvenient for most Pate-ists, as they ignore facts in favor of falsehoods.