MARRIAGE ADVICE
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A sure way to remember your wife's birthday... is to forget it once.
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Not necessarily marriage advice but along the lines of dating.....
Men, don't believe the lie that women want a man who will cry at a chick flick.... they don't.
Women, if you're dating a man who does this, run away.... as fast as you can!!!
Men, don't believe the lie that women want a man who will cry at a chick flick.... they don't.
Women, if you're dating a man who does this, run away.... as fast as you can!!!
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I dunno about rom-coms, but my wife was pretty impressed when I cried watching Queen perform.
Peyton: "I love you."
Wife: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Peyton: "It's me talking........to the beer."
Wife: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Peyton: "It's me talking........to the beer."
Always marry your second wife first.
theophilus
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Too much emotional baggage.
Doctor: "Well, your baby is fine."
Me: "And my wife?"
Doc: "Unfortunately, she's critical."
Me: "I know! But how is she?"
Me: "And my wife?"
Doc: "Unfortunately, she's critical."
Me: "I know! But how is she?"
Overheard: "My husband and I both have colds but only his is really, really, really bad."
theophilus
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Kc...
...you don't have any latent Rodney Dangerfield in you somewhere do you?
...you don't have any latent Rodney Dangerfield in you somewhere do you?
Kc...
...you don't have any latent Rodney Dangerfield in you somewhere do you?
I'm not a comedian. Just found the jokes. :cigar:
genuineoriginal
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Wash your face in the morning...... and neck at night.(You might need to think about it... or say it out loud
That's not much of a discussion piece...but hopefully it gives you a smile.
Perhaps add your own 'advice'.
Neck at night and wash your face in the morning?
theophilus
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Proverbs 21:19 19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman. |
theophilus
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Yeah...I'd take the wilderness any day.