MARRIAGE ADVICE
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Chuck Norris once told a woman she was wrong and she said....."Maybe."
ROFL!
My wife told me she wanted to rescue a cat.
So I threw ours in the pool.
So I threw ours in the pool.
Funny commercial!
I REALLY liked the Doritos (unborn baby) commercial during the Super Bowl! I don't think Planned Pare-the-Hood liked it though.
theophilus
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Yeah, that one was funny!
OK, so I got my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day. I'm anxious to see the look on her face. I mean, her Hoover should run like brand new!!
genuineoriginal
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Have you heard that you can give Doritos® Ketchup rose bouquets to your Valentine?
http://www.theologyonline.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4618617#post4618617
theophilus
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genuineoriginal
New member
OOH!
Cheap and edible!
Isn't that what marriage is all about?
Things that are cheap and edible?
theophilus
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genuineoriginal
New member
SafeUh...
...no.
Marriage is about safe and comfortable.
And Smirnoff's.
Comfortable
and Smirnoff
theophilus
Well-known member
My wife sure is picky for someone who married me!
A couple is having their 25th wedding aniversary party.
Music, dancing, drinks, and snacks.
A friend notices the husband sitting alone on the balcony.
He steps out to say "hi", and notices the husband is crying.
He asks why.
The husband replies,
"I just realized today that I made a big mistake.
The day I married that woman she started nagging about every little thing right away.
I asked my lawyer friend what would happen if I killed her.
He told me I would get 25 years in prison."
He then took a ragged breath, swallowed a lump in his throat, and cried out, "Today, I would have been a free man!"
Music, dancing, drinks, and snacks.
A friend notices the husband sitting alone on the balcony.
He steps out to say "hi", and notices the husband is crying.
He asks why.
The husband replies,
"I just realized today that I made a big mistake.
The day I married that woman she started nagging about every little thing right away.
I asked my lawyer friend what would happen if I killed her.
He told me I would get 25 years in prison."
He then took a ragged breath, swallowed a lump in his throat, and cried out, "Today, I would have been a free man!"
Advice for a happy marriage is the same as for living in California. When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.