MARRIAGE ADVICE
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We save a lot more time not talking to each other:chuckle:
What a time-saver!
elohiym
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Commit your marriage to the King of Glory.
Pray together.
Worship together.
Read your bibles together.
Serve one another.
Put the other first.
Sing together.
Be friends.
Be lovers.
Fight fair.
Kiss and make up every time.
Trust one another.
Wash each other's feet.
Have fun together.
If you have a problem take it to your spouse and NOT your friends. Also take it to the Lord together.
Be able to say, "I'm sorry."
Be able to say, "I was wrong."
Be able to say, "You were right."
Tell each other you love each other EVERY day.
Don't use your children as weapons - they are your heritage from the Lord.
Men...romance your bride.
Women...regularly seduce your groom.
Forgive the other first.
Give all.
Don't keep score.
Love one another deeply, from the heart.
Take time for each other.
Praise each other sincerely.
Do the dishes.
Share the remote.
Worth repeating.
My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got a cat.
ok doser
lifeguard at the cement pond
cats are delicious :chew:
theophilus
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Since you said that...
...there is a biography out about the Lewis and Clark Expedition called "From Sea to Shining Sea."
Of everywhere they went and everything they ate they said dog was the best.
I would eat the neighbors dogs before I ate a cat.
elohiym
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Cooking advice for married women? :chuckle:
"Oh, honey, this sloppy ... Joe did you call it? It tastes great, but why did you name it after my coon hound? ... Where is that dog, anyways?"
theophilus
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:rotfl:
Maybe same adage as, "don't ask what's in the sausage."
I mean
:shocked:
or even
elohiym
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:rotfl:
Maybe same adage as, "don't ask what's in the sausage."
First you tenderize ...
| Sausage dog massage! | |
theophilus
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BOO!
I can't open these links at work.
I can't open these links at work.
elohiym
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BOO!
I can't open these links at work.
Screen shot of video:
First you tenderize ...
theophilus
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:shocked:
That looks like a mixer!
That looks like a mixer!
It is.
He's getting a belly rub from it.
theophilus
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We used to have a client with a Himalayan named "Hoover" because he LOVED to have the hose attachment to the hoover vacuum run all over him.
It made him drool...and if you started up the vacuum he would come running.
Animals are funny sometimes.
It made him drool...and if you started up the vacuum he would come running.
Animals are funny sometimes.
If your wife asks you if she's wearing too much makeup, don't tell her it depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
Dude, you're whipped