And there you have it.
A formula to write a hit piece, disguising yourself as a former member of the group you wish to attack.
ETA: There are several inconsistencies and errors in Ms. Parker’s little piece which also deserve mention.
1) UK residents in her age group were not given mumps vaccine. It wasn’t available in the UK until 1998:
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/vaccinations/Pages/mmr-vaccine.aspx So it was actually the norm for British children her age to get mumps.
2) The varicella vaccine, for chicken pox, has still not been added to the NHS pediatric vaccination schedule in the UK. Virtually all children in her age group, as well as the age group of her own children, would have had chicken pox.
3) How does she know she had rubella? Rubella is considered a very mild disease, with many people having few or no symptoms. If the characteristic rash occurs, it can look like many other viruses. Doctors did not and do not test for it routinely. The only real risk is to unborn babies exposed to rubella.
http://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/skin/german_measles.html
3) There is no vaccine for scarlatina, which is a common form of strep infection.
4) There is no vaccine for tonsillitis.
5) There is no vaccine for viral meningitis.
6) I can find no reports that Queen Elizabeth I died of quinsy, as Ms. Parker claims. All historians suggest that she died of either arsenic poisoning from the white arsenic in her makeup or of old age (she was nearly 70 years old, which is about twice the expected life span for a woman in 1605 when she died). There are a few speculation of cancer. No mention of quinsy.
http://www.elizabethan-era.org.uk/death-of-queen-elizabeth-i.htm
7) Ms. Parker reports that, in her 20’s (she’s now around 37), she “got precancerous HPV and spent 6 months of my life wondering how I was going to tell my two children under the age of 7 that mummy might have cancer before it was safely removed.” Well, first of all, HPV testing was not incorporated in the NHS’s cervical screening program until 2012. Second of all, it seems unlikely that her doctor would wait 6 months to deal with that.
8) Aspartame was not even approved in the UK until 1982. Even at that time, it was not commonly added to anything but diet sodas, which were not recommended for children anyway. She writes that her mother didn’t allow her “pop” anyway.
9) Finally, I’m left wondering, how, if her mother was “the biggest health freak around” who “lived alternative health,” how on earth did Ms. Parker receive so many antibiotics that she became resistant to them? In her own words, she “got so many illnesses which needed treatment with antibiotics that I developed a resistance to them.”