Gazette Bonus, Sunday Late Night Mailbag
Dear Gazette,
Forget soots. Clothing is over rated, especially when it's imaginary. Me? I'm starting COOTS...whattaya mean what does it stand for? :mmph: Get off my grass. That's what it stands for...wear a hat like you care where the sun is. That's what it stands for. It's for the God given, American right to wear pants as high as you want. To go to bed so early you can eat lunch with supper. To drive slow enough people behind you think they're in a parade or a funeral procession...To remember when music was music and men were men, but not where you left your dad blasted car keys...that's what it stands for...It's a "What are you looking at?" snarl in the mirror because you forget your glasses and don't know it's a mirror. And even if you did you'd be pretty sure you could take yourself in a fair fight. That's what it stands for. So join in or step off, or up, or whatever it is I just forgot because brother, that's what I stand for.
What's this about anyway? I forget. Well, whatever it is it's new and I don't imagine I'll like it...bunch of commies stealing anything they can get their hands on...first its your rep and then it's your Bible...
Sincerely,
Buck "Bucky" Buckerson, Editor Emeritus (as told to yours truly)
Dear Gazette,
Forget soots. Clothing is over rated, especially when it's imaginary. Me? I'm starting COOTS...whattaya mean what does it stand for? :mmph: Get off my grass. That's what it stands for...wear a hat like you care where the sun is. That's what it stands for. It's for the God given, American right to wear pants as high as you want. To go to bed so early you can eat lunch with supper. To drive slow enough people behind you think they're in a parade or a funeral procession...To remember when music was music and men were men, but not where you left your dad blasted car keys...that's what it stands for...It's a "What are you looking at?" snarl in the mirror because you forget your glasses and don't know it's a mirror. And even if you did you'd be pretty sure you could take yourself in a fair fight. That's what it stands for. So join in or step off, or up, or whatever it is I just forgot because brother, that's what I stand for.
What's this about anyway? I forget. Well, whatever it is it's new and I don't imagine I'll like it...bunch of commies stealing anything they can get their hands on...first its your rep and then it's your Bible...
Sincerely,
Buck "Bucky" Buckerson, Editor Emeritus (as told to yours truly)
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