Nope. It would be forced upon everyone. There would be mandatory "bacon consumption" periods. I guess I can allow vegetarians and vegans to have tofu bacon. I guess...
I was addicted to soy bacon for awhile without realizing it wasn't the real thing...
Lotta high-and-mighty, "monarchy is de debiiil!!" people on this thread.
It's a HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION, people.
I would rework the sex offender registry, especially regarding the actions which can get a person's name added.
Also add qualifications for getting one's named REMOVED.
I'd get rid of statutory rape laws completely.
Any person over the age of 13 who has sex with another person who is at or under the age of 12 is guilty of child molestation.
Beyond that, if there is no evidence of force or drug coercion, it is not a criminal offense.
This is mainly to legally counteract the thousands of adult males who are approached by underage females for sex each year, and are either too intoxicated to check their age OR are in an environment in which it is generally safe to assume that only adults will be present.
We have far too many decent men and women on the sex offender registry whose actions were not the result of a fetish or psychological disorder, but merely the result of a MINOR taking advantage of them.
All "public indecency" offenses would be decriminalized except for actual sexual intercourse.
I would legalize and tax the stuffing out of gambling, prostitution, and marijuana growing/usage.
Then make owning, smoking, or buying cigarettes a Class A misdemeanor.
I would set the minimum drinking, moving away from home, military enlisting, car driving, and porn buying ages at 21.
Before 21, you'd be a child.
After 21, you'd be an adult, no questions asked.
I'd ban the federal government (including the SCOTUS) from passing any abortion laws, and require each state to amend its constitution to either uphold or overturn Roe v. Wade.
Force Congress to ratify a Bill of Rights for federal, state, and municipal government employees, which would require the provision of (among other things) comprehensive health insurance, pensions, paid leave (of various kinds), and life insurance.
It would also dissolve any currently existing governmental employee unions, with the caveat that such may be revived if a particular agency, department, or office fails to provide or infringes upon the Rights outlined in the Bill.
...whew! Think that'll enrage enough people for now.