Cracked
New member
-Vote Republican or possibly Tea Party(already been mentioned)
-Watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh
-Join the NRA
-Hate Socialism
-Love Capitalism
-Hate Taxes
-Love Military
-Legislate your worldview first--changing hearts is secondary (possibly unnecessary)
-Hate "entitlements" like education and health care but accept any and all government loopholes and bonuses as long as they benefit you
-Hate environmentalism and related concerns because monetary profit is more important than a few kids with autism
-Adhere to ridged dogma that condemns believers to hell because of some nonessential variation in belief
Actually, you caught me--it is none of those things! Folks who have read the Bible know that. However, folks who haven't may not. Yet, our ambassadorship often consists of the above. :idunno:
-Watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh
-Join the NRA
-Hate Socialism
-Love Capitalism
-Hate Taxes
-Love Military
-Legislate your worldview first--changing hearts is secondary (possibly unnecessary)
-Hate "entitlements" like education and health care but accept any and all government loopholes and bonuses as long as they benefit you
-Hate environmentalism and related concerns because monetary profit is more important than a few kids with autism
-Adhere to ridged dogma that condemns believers to hell because of some nonessential variation in belief
Actually, you caught me--it is none of those things! Folks who have read the Bible know that. However, folks who haven't may not. Yet, our ambassadorship often consists of the above. :idunno: