Papers please? This would give the real deal TOL posters a chance to shine and put the suspiciously Canadian and other blatantly second tier posters from Heathen Island and a certain penal colony on notice. :thumb:
And anyone who couldn't produce those papers would be stripped of certain TOL privileges...:think: or at least made to respond to the rest of us (or me, since I'm not so sure about the rest of you until I get a look at those bonafides) with the opening "If you'll beg my humble pardon, your graciousness," and close with, "Please forgive my awkward, foreign phrasing and any offense that might attend it."