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Rusha

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Monday morning and our hero Grossneick arrives at work.

Gross….Hi boss'

Boss…..Hi Gross! How was your weekend?

Gross….yeah great, great man!

Boss…what ya get up to then Gross.

Gross…spent a lot of time on the net.

Boss…O yeah, that web site you were talking about.

Gross….yeah, that’s right boss.

Boss…speak with anyone in particular?

Gross…well kinda.

Boss….what do you mean kinda? You either did or you didn’t?

Gross….well sorta!

Boss….kinda, sorta..what in the world are you talking about.

Gross…well I sent lots and lots and lots of messages.

Boss….and?

Gross…well he never replied.

Boss…well maybe he was busy.

Gross…na.

Boss…what you mean Na?

Gross…well not kinda like na, but more sorta na.

Boss…Gross what happened?

Gross…well he locked me out.

Boss…like put you on ignore right?

Boss…so you stopped posting yeah? Cause he couldn’t see what you were writing let alone read and reply? Yeah? Yeah?

Gross…well no I didn’t stop.

Boss…Why didn’t you stop if you knew he wasn’t reading and would not be replying?

Gross…I donno boss.

Boss…how dumb can a guy get?

Gross….no boss it ain’t dumb cos I was hating him every word I typed!

Boss…do you know how much damage hate does to the soul?

Gross close to tears….yeah boss, but I couldn’t stop.

Ah, that's really cute. You are so obsessed with GM that you made a point of telling him and everyone else how you are ignoring him and then went on to write him a short story.

Here's a tip: Convenience is our friend. Next time send a Hallmark.
 

Thunder's Muse

Well-known member
Monday morning and our hero Grossneick arrives at work.

Gross….Hi boss'

Boss…..Hi Gross! How was your weekend?

Gross….yeah great, great man!

Boss…what ya get up to then Gross.

Gross…spent a lot of time on the net.

Boss…O yeah, that web site you were talking about.

Gross….yeah, that’s right boss.

Boss…speak with anyone in particular?

Gross…well kinda.

Boss….what do you mean kinda? You either did or you didn’t?

Gross….well sorta!

Boss….kinda, sorta..what in the world are you talking about.

Gross…well I sent lots and lots and lots of messages.

Boss….and?

Gross…well he never replied.

Boss…well maybe he was busy.

Gross…na.

Boss…what you mean Na?

Gross…well not kinda like na, but more sorta na.

Boss…Gross what happened?

Gross…well he locked me out.

Boss…like put you on ignore right?

Boss…so you stopped posting yeah? Cause he couldn’t see what you were writing let alone read and reply? Yeah? Yeah?

Gross…well no I didn’t stop.

Boss…Why didn’t you stop if you knew he wasn’t reading and would not be replying?

Gross…I donno boss.

Boss…how dumb can a guy get?

Gross….no boss it ain’t dumb cos I was hating him every word I typed!

Boss…do you know how much damage hate does to the soul?

Gross close to tears….yeah boss, but I couldn’t stop.





1. Interesting that you refer to yourself as BOSS

2. It took you an awful long time to type out a reply to someone on your ignore list....just so you can pay them out for typing to you while on your ignore list.


Yep...you're a friggin genius
 

IMJerusha

New member
Ah, that's really cute. You are so obsessed with GM that you made a point of telling him and everyone else how you are ignoring him and then went on to write him a short story.

Here's a tip: Convenience is our friend. Next time send a Hallmark.



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Truster

New member
1. Interesting that you refer to yourself as BOSS

2. It took you an awful long time to type out a reply to someone on your ignore list....just so you can pay them out for typing to you while on your ignore list.


Yep…you're a friggin genius


How on earth could I be the boss of a dim wit?

Gave you a neg for your potty mouth.
 

Truster

New member
Ah, that's really cute. You are so obsessed with GM that you made a point of telling him and everyone else how you are ignoring him and then went on to write him a short story.

Here's a tip: Convenience is our friend. Next time send a Hallmark.

Do you really think this whole ignore list thread isn't leading somewhere relevant?
 

Rusha

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Do you really think this whole ignore list thread isn't leading somewhere relevant?

I have no that that in "The World According to Truster" it is extremely relevant.

May I have your autograph?
 

Thunder's Muse

Well-known member
How on earth could I be the boss of a dim wit?



Hahaha!! Dude, that's what you called yourself! Wow, you're confused, huh?



Gave you a neg for your potty mouth.


Friggin' is Australian slang.....it kind of puts a sarcastic slant on whatever follows next.....


Maybe it's your potty mind we should be concerned about.....


Way out of your league, dude...hahahaha!!!
 

Truster

New member
Persuade the ignorer that he hath been lunatic,
And, when he says he is, say that he dreams,
For there is no TOL without the women too.
This do, and do it kindly, gentle ladies;
It will be pastime passing excellent,
If it be done with unstinting honesty.


… with apologies to the Bard, of course. :)

I prefer Wordsworth, but couldn't get anything to 'fit'.


Of course..nice one!
 

Truster

New member
Well, a good dance track might just save this thread....

You carry on and you'll be having another self pity party you'll never forget and perhaps never recover from. Or looking for a mill stone.

Please, please don't think this is a threat because it's not.

It's a cast iron, take it to the bank guarantee that scripture corroborates. You will not get away with an attitude like that.
 

Thunder's Muse

Well-known member
To ignore, or not to ignore-that is the question,
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ignorance
Or to just ignore a sea of troublers
And by ignoring end them. To ignore completely
And by ignoring we end the thousand natural mocks.
That saints are heir to.

Written by William Shakespeare and edited by Truster.


If those that twist the scriptures are so pleased in their undertaking I can't imagine they could offended by this…..we'll see.



I find this highly offensive....

That you should place your name next to WS and take credit for editing......


Otherwise, I just see a troll obsessed with the ignore feature and making sure everyone knows you've had your delicate countenance wounded by mere words.......
 

Rusha

LIFETIME MEMBER
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You carry on and you'll be having another self pity party you'll never forget and perhaps never recover from. Or looking for a mill stone.

Please, please don't think this is a threat because it's not.

It's a cast iron, take it to the bank guarantee that scripture corroborates. You will not get away with an attitude like that.

You're spooky.
 

Thunder's Muse

Well-known member
You carry on and you'll be having another self pity party you'll never forget and perhaps never recover from. Or looking for a mill stone.

Please, please don't think this is a threat because it's not.

It's a cast iron, take it to the bank guarantee that scripture corroborates. You will not get away with an attitude like that.





Hahahaha!!

Cheers, dude ....
 
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