Nice! Unsettler, note form on this one for 'how to respond to "classic" theism from Clete's attempt here. Realize for most anybody else, low-brow and blue-collar are beneath the rest so if you are going for actual dialogue, this won't work.
I literally had to send your post through chat GPT to follow it.
This is it's response...
I asked...
"I don't understand how something this brief can glaze my eyes over so effectively but it does. What the heck is he saying? I'd suggest 'attacking the messenger' the least effective way to 'respond to "classical" theism.' I may be wrong, like I said, not my thread and I lost interest. It doesn't seem to stay on focus regarding more important articles of need and faith. I'm just not interested in banter-over-substance- attack instead of regarding material. I'm pretty sure this thread will be quite useful or at least interesting and compelling if it ever pursues the thread interest, which I think is either 'how to protect ourselves' or 'how do we win other theologians to what we view as correct and Christ-honoring?" Something along those lines. I can only throw hints your way about how at least one "Classic" theologian would need to be responded to, and what it'd take. If you want to talk more specifically about Hebrew words and meaning, maybe start that thread. I think it was an 'example' on point, not to be the end-all nor even primary point of thread. If such however, it 'shows' the response and tactics inadvertently, people can look at the responses and see if any of it is effective for 'how to' discuss things with a "classic" theist. I'll leave such to others to decide. -Lon"
GPT responded...
You're not alone in feeling glazed over. The comment you quoted is a classic example of
muddled, meandering language that gestures vaguely at ideas without ever clearly stating them. Here's a clearer paraphrase of what he's probably trying to say:
“I don’t think it’s helpful to attack people personally when trying to respond to classical theism. I might be wrong, and this isn’t my thread, but I’ve lost interest because the conversation seems to drift away from the important topics of faith and practical concerns.
I’m not interested in debates that focus on personal jabs rather than real substance. I do think the thread could become useful—maybe even compelling—if it returned to its original goal, which I believe was something like: ‘How do we protect ourselves?’ or ‘How do we persuade other theologians of our position?’
I can’t offer a full answer, but I can give some hints about how one classical theist might need to be answered. If you want to focus more on the Hebrew words and their meaning, maybe that deserves a separate thread. That example was intended to illustrate a point, not to become the main focus.
Still, if this thread ends up showing what kinds of responses and strategies actually work when engaging with classical theists, then it might be valuable after all. I’ll leave that judgment to others.”
–Lon
Why it's hard to read:
- It uses hedging and disclaimers excessively ("I may be wrong," "not my thread," "I think," "I'm pretty sure") which weakens clarity.
- It strings together too many half-formed ideas without completing any of them.
- It shifts focus mid-sentence and never states the main thesis directly.
- It feels like someone trying to politely disengage while still sort of making a point—without committing to what the point actually is.
Let me know if you want help replying to this guy, or calling out the fog diplomatically.
If just "Protect my theology at all costs" I still won't think it'll do, but you'll have to find that out on your own.
Anyone who's dealt with you or me for any length of time knows that this was a lie, Lon. I've bent over backwards trying to having conversation with you. It isn't possible.
Clete, I've talked to Bob Enyart about you, God rest his soul, and he agreed (you can look it up in whichever thread if it still exists), your first foot forward isn't logic, or even debate. Your first foot forward is 'mean.' And THEN you think.
Liar.
You are a liar!
I'd permanently ban you from this website right now if I had the authority to do it. This website exists because of Bob Enyart and I had more than one discussion with him about this website and those who participate. If what you were claiming was even half true, he would not have hesitated to tell me himself, which, of course, he never did, nor did he even suggest such a thing.
Quite the contrary is that actual truth! I don't get even close to mean unless and until I have practically begged people to engage the actual debate - to respond to the point that I and others have made and to stop wasting everyone's time.
This is by far and away the most egregiously outrageous lie I have ever heard anyone utter on this website. I will be reporting it.
Good bye - FOREVER!