Mocking You
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Was it this test?
Wow, I haven't seen that since pre-school.
No, that wasn't it.
Was it this test?
Lower than Einstein higher than Forest Gump.
Was it this test?
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The DENSA test
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- Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes/No) Yes. England uses the same calendar as the USA
- How many birthdays does the average man have? Every man has one day of birth.
- Some months have 31 days; some months have 30. How many have 28 days? (every month has at least 28 days.)
- How many outs are there in an inning? (every inning has 6 outs, 3 each for each team)
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (Yes/No) (Non-sequtir. If a man has a widow the man is dead!)
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer? (70)
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? (YOU have 2 apples.)
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes will the pills last? (The pills will last 60 minutes. pill 1 at time 0, pill 2 at 30 min, and pill 3 at 60 minutes)
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? (9 left)
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? (There were no animals inside the Ark of the Covenant)
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? (The clerk weighs meat)
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? (12 stamps)
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors? (you don't bury survivors, they are still alive!)
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter? (three coins, 2 quarters and 1 nickel.)
You matched the test answers provided by the website very nicely.How'd I do?! :banana:
4. How many outs are there in an inning? (3 per team, but the 9th inning can end after only 3 outs)
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? (17, 9 are alive and 8 are dead)
Lower than the number of stars in the sky and higher than the number of feet tall of a 10 story building
As high as "up" is.Rules of the game:
- no numbers allowed
- be honest
- be creative
If you are posting how high your IQ is, you must provide some unusual comparison on how high it is without giving away the real number.
Example: my IQ is higher than my best bowling score.
Since I am not giving away my best bowling score, my IQ could be higher than a lousy bowling score, or it could be higher than a great bowling score, or somewhere in between.
Example: my IQ is higher than the number of seeds in an orange but lower than the number of seeds in a pomegranate.
Since a seedless orange has no seeds and a pomegranate has many times the number seeds as the average IQ number, this is a very large range.
So, how high is your IQ?
Rules of the game:
- no numbers allowed
- be honest
- be creative
So, how high is your IQ?
Mine is the highest possible break in snooker divided by the same plus the second prime number. Then add the highest possible batting score in an over in cricket (sans no balls/wides) to the total. Following this add a 'bakers dozen' and multiply the total by two and then add the number of squares on a standard chess board plus two. Subtract the number of the 'Paul Hardcastle hit song' from the 80's and then further subtract the number of hours Kiefer Sutherland had in order to neutralize a terrorist threat of some sort...
Anyone who bothers to try to work this out is not only sad they'll also receive some pos rep with obligatory abuse attached...
lain:
You and your STUPID club!!!Anyone who bothers to try to work this out is not only sad they'll also receive some pos rep with obligatory abuse attached...
lain:
Mine is the highest possible break in snooker
147/147 = 1 155/155 = 1divided by the same plus the second prime number.
lain:Then add the highest possible batting score in an over in cricket (sans no balls/wides) to the total.
13 +81=94Following this add a 'bakers dozen'
94 X 2 + 66 = 254and multiply the total by two and then add the number of squares on a standard chess board plus two.
:doh: From 80-what?Subtract the number of the 'Paul Hardcastle hit song' from the 80's
and then further subtract the number of hours Kiefer Sutherland had in order to neutralize a terrorist threat of some sort...
I think that was only when expressing your own. Mine is higher than the sands on the seashore and lower than the # on a one-way sign.....wait, what were we talking about?Uh oh.
Lon broke the no numbers rule.
OK. We'll let that one slide.I think that was only when expressing your own. Mine is higher than the sands on the seashore and lower than the # on a one-way sign.....wait, what were we talking about?
Besides, Arthur said "80's!" first!
Mine is the highest possible break in snooker divided by the same plus the second prime number. Then add the highest possible batting score in an over in cricket (sans no balls/wides) to the total. Following this add a 'bakers dozen' and multiply the total by two and then add the number of squares on a standard chess board plus two. Subtract the number of the 'Paul Hardcastle hit song' from the 80's and then further subtract the number of hours Kiefer Sutherland had in order to neutralize a terrorist threat of some sort...
Anyone who bothers to try to work this out is not only sad they'll also receive some pos rep with obligatory abuse attached...
lain: