Dukes of Hazzard Dropped by TV Land

SaulToPaul 2

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Which is what this thread is about. A fictional show.

So lets recap. You think it should be off because it represents slavery and racism (the show). I mock you showing Uncle Jesse represents those things? You then say he is fictional as though it is a comeback.

But it is actually a poor misdirection. Because you are stupid and not good at it.

They were just good ole boys, never meanin' no harm.
They beat all I ever saw.

I did find "straightening the curves, and flattening the hills" to be blasphemous however.

Luke 3:5 (KJV)
 

john w

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They were just good ole boys, never meanin' no harm.
They beat all I ever saw.

I did find "straightening the curves, and flattening the hills" to be blasphemous however.

Luke 3:5 (KJV)

Do you find this fictional club, "offensive," fellow Esquiree?:

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Imagine-keeping a fine mayor, like you, out of this club...
 

john w

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You beat all I ever saw, just like them Duke boys.

Oh, you're a regular Cooter!


Did you notice how James Best was an evolutionist, morphing from a geetar player, to a deputy sherrif. At least he didn't lose his accent, like the town of Mayberry did.
 

SaulToPaul 2

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Oh, you're a regular Cooter!


Did you notice how James Best was an evolutionist, morphing from a geetar player, to a deputy sherrif. At least he didn't lose his accent, like the town of Mayberry did.

I think it taught him a valuable lesson when his sports car was repossessed in front of Ange and Bea. A lesson in humility, like TOL's most humble poster, john w.
 

john w

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I think it taught him a valuable lesson when his sports car was repossessed in front of Ange and Bea. A lesson in humility, like TOL's most humble poster, john w.

Yes, he was a mite humble. He took off on me. I heard that he was able to salvage/keep his 8 track player, and collection, including Led Zepplin's "Stairway to Heaven." I wonder if that fancy car had an FM radio? Curious...

He should have asked Peg to give him a car. I heard that her daddy was "loaded." Ang sure did blow it with Peg, who was the future Mrs. Ryan O'Neil, and mother of Tatum...
 

JPPT1974

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My advice is to boycott TV Land in return. As it is a family friendly show despite the flag. TV Land is also one of the many networks going to the dogs indeed!
 

Shasta

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I have mixed feelings. was never interested in it enough to watch a complete episode so I am not a fan of the how. However I don't like watching the enforcers of PC purging symbols that have been around not apparently bothering anyone for a long time. However, my family were from the South but in the Civil War fought for the North out of patriotism for the nation. That is the way I see the events of that time. When the South saw they were going to lose slavery they betrayed their allegiance to the USA and started one of the bloodiest wars we have fought to date. The time to remove Confederate flags was back when Lee surrendered. Allowing it to remain all this time was a mistake.
 

Town Heretic

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Dukes of Hazzard dropped by tvland?? :shocked:

You know what this means....a whole lot more Carter Country fill-in for the rest of the summer. :plain:
 

SaulToPaul 2

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Ang sure did blow it with Peg, who was the future Mrs. Ryan O'Neil, and mother of Tatum...

Like Big Barn, I though Ange and Sheila was one of the great natural romances of all time. But, she wanted to be big fish in a big pond, whilst Ange was content to be a big fish in a small pond.
 

Tambora

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On the lighthearted side ......


President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my
cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one
and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry
to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."

 

tetelestai

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Pretty flag.

The South wasn't very smart.

It took them three tries to come up with a flag.

The first one looked too much like the Stars and Stripes, and caused confusion on the battle fields. The second one looked like the white surrender flag when there was no wind.

However, Thompson the White Supremacist finally got it right on the third try.

Kinda proves Southern racists were never very bright, and they still aren't very bright today.

I wonder if any other country in human history ever took three tries to come up with a flag?
 
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