Late night conversations...
Jack: (maybe a little nervous) What if zombies were real?
Me: (countermeasure) What if they were real, but---they were vegetarians?
Jack: ...And they ate broccoli instead of brains.
Me: Stop it. You're scaring me.
Later...
Me: You know those t-shirt cannons at football games?
Jack: Yeah.
Me: What if, instead of shooting t-shirts, they shot cats.
Jack: At the people?
Me: Sure. Would you feel sorrier for the cats or the people trying to get out of their way?
Jack: The cats. (considers) But what about the people who tried to catch them?
Me: I hadn't thought of that, though there's always at least one of those in a crowd.
Jack: Yeah.
Jack: (maybe a little nervous) What if zombies were real?
Me: (countermeasure) What if they were real, but---they were vegetarians?
Jack: ...And they ate broccoli instead of brains.
Me: Stop it. You're scaring me.
Later...
Me: You know those t-shirt cannons at football games?
Jack: Yeah.
Me: What if, instead of shooting t-shirts, they shot cats.
Jack: At the people?
Me: Sure. Would you feel sorrier for the cats or the people trying to get out of their way?
Jack: The cats. (considers) But what about the people who tried to catch them?
Me: I hadn't thought of that, though there's always at least one of those in a crowd.
Jack: Yeah.