LOL Turn or burn, pathetic that all your God has for us is fear. You still don't see it do you ?
If there was a creator, all I could ask of God is "Really, that the best you can do?"
My imagination is far more creative than every word in the bible. It's so obvious that is was written by superstitious nutters trying to make sense of the crazy world around them.
Adam and Eve LOL
Stupid nonsensical story about God making mistakes.
Noah LOL
Stupid nonsenical story about God regretting his mistakes and compounding those errors with even more mistakes.
Jonah and the whale LOL
Where to start ?
Bable LOL
God geting miffed at his mistakes continuing to annoy him so then pettily makes them talk different languages... whens the amendment to what he's gonna do about all these different lanuages building a space station ?
Soddom and Gammorah LOL
Here rape some daughters not angels !!!
Everything in acts LOL
Some fool thinks he see's god and goes onto write about him for far too many books. If you believe this you may as well also be a mormon, many a clown has believed they speak for God. Why do you believe this one his claims are no less idiotic.
Want me to go on ? If you were to come across the bible and read it on your own without some loony telling you what it means it would be consigned to the bin as a third rate read at best. I might keep it in the loo so I can dip in and out everynow and then for a few laughs.
AND YOU FOLLOW IT !!!:hammer: