Perhaps the anti-gun Libs would support a bill to legalize the concealed carry of Care Bears!
Paint a picture in your mind, if you will...
You are walking home on a night as dark as molasses.
You decide, albeit somewhat reluctantly, to take a shortcut down an even darker alley.
SUDDENLY!! Two (insert non racially motivated description of a person here) jump out at you, knives in hand, and demand that you give them all your money or they will kill you. Heck, they may even decide to kill you anyway for sport.
Fear never enters your heart.
In fact, you smile. A big, warm, cupcake-with-frosting-and-sprinkles smile.
You carefully reach behind your back, staying calm, and withdraw a giant, furry, cute-as-I'll-get-out CARE BEAR!
You hold it up for all the world to see!
The bad persons look at you with astonishment. They look at each other. They drop their knives. Suddently, a smile spreads across their dimpled cheeks as well.
"Please, forgive us!" they say with remorse.
"Oh, shucks!" you retort. "Think nothing of it, fellas."
And then you all hug and go home to a warm meat pie, freshly out of the oven. They play with your children and you become life long friends.
I'm telling you folks! Care Bears are the way to go!
Now, let's write our Congressman!