toldailytopic: Cats or dogs? Which makes the better pet?

[assuranceagent]

Translation: Dog people are needy, emotional basket cases.

Love me... :allsmile:

 

[Rusha]

Translation: Dog people are needy, emotional basket cases.

WE ARE NOT!!!! :burnlib:

 

[DocJohnson]

Also, you can lock a dog AND a cat in a trunk for an hour and come back...but only if you own a wet-vac.

That poor kitty cat. And I don't think you'd need much to clean it up if you just give the dog enough time to finish the job thoroughly.

 

[Town Heretic]

Translation: Dog people are needy, emotional basket cases.

WE ARE NOT!!!! :burnlib:

And it's really, really, really important that you believe her...lain:

 

[assuranceagent]

And this is why women tend to like cats more, on average, and men tend to like dogs more, on average.

So you're saying males who prefer cats are gay. :think:

...you know...I've had my suspicions. lain:

 

[Nathon Detroit]

All dogs should be placed in a giant pile and lit on fire.

 

[Town Heretic]

So you're saying males who prefer cats are gay. :think:

I don't think that's implied at all, but interesting that you made the association. And by interesting I mean, of course, does your wife know?

All dogs should be placed in a giant pile and lit on fire.

Knew a guy who put his dog's pile in a bag and set it on fire...so that's something. lain:

Yes, I know there are other threads...oh alright...

 

[assuranceagent]

All dogs should be placed in a giant pile and lit on fire.

Before or after they come out of the trunk? lain:

Because if after, you're going to need some Febreeze.

 

[The Graphite]

So you're saying males who prefer cats are gay. :think:

...you know...I've had my suspicions. lain:

Uh, yeah, right, I'm straight my whole life, I'm happily married, I am disgusted to the point of feeling physically ill at the sight of men kissing or even holding hands, and I have repeatedly advocated here that homosexuality should be illegal, and I say that I'm a cat person... ergo, my whole point is that male cat-lovers are gay.

:doh:

 

[DocJohnson]

All dogs should be placed in a giant pile and lit on fire.

Just do what Samson did in Judges 15.

 

[assuranceagent]

I don't think that's implied at all, but interesting that you made the association. And by interesting I mean, of course, does your wife know?

:think: Well, she has commented on a number of your posts found here and there, but I'd say it's more of a assumption than an issue of certainty.

I don't think she'd judge you, though.lain:

 

[DocJohnson]

Uh, yeah, right, I'm straight my whole life, I'm happily married, I am disgusted to the point of feeling physically ill at the sight of men kissing or even holding hands, and I have repeatedly advocated here that homosexuality should be illegal, and I say that I'm a cat person... ergo, my whole point is that male cat-lovers are gay.

Why do people feel the need to explain just how not-homo they are if they're not homo? :think:

 

[assuranceagent]

Uh, yeah, right, I'm straight my whole life, I'm happily married, I am disgusted to the point of feeling physically ill at the sight of men kissing or even holding hands, and I have repeatedly advocated here that homosexuality should be illegal, and I say that I'm a cat person... ergo, my whole point is that male cat-lovers are gay.

:doh:

I know. That's why it took me so long to catch on... lain:

 

[assuranceagent]

Why do people feel the need to explain just how not-homo they are if they're not homo? :think:

Being straight is like being cool.

If you have to tell people you are... :idunno:

 

[DocJohnson]

Being straight is like being cool.

If you have to tell people you are... :idunno:

My sentiments exactly.

 

[assuranceagent]

My sentiments exactly.

Wait...what were we talking about? :think:

 

[Stripe]

Cats are smarter, but dogs taste better ...

 

[DocJohnson]

Cats are smarter...

You've been able to teach a cat a trick?

...but dogs taste better...

Both dog and cat are an acquired taste... very subjective.

 

[assuranceagent]

Cats are smarter, but dogs taste better ...

If by "smarter" you meant...

...no. I have no idea what you might have meant.


But dogs, depending on the breed, do taste better. There's nothing like Chihuahua tamales. :chew:

 

[TomO]

So you're saying males who prefer cats are gay. :think:

...you know...I've had my suspicions. lain:

That's odd.....I thought he was saying that men who like dogs can't get a woman so the dog fills that lonely place in their life .