The Ambiguity Thread
- Thread starter Arthur Brain
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Ambiguous Headllines:
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
I'm thinking of starting a thread entitled, "There Sure Are a Lot of New Threads Around Lately".
Here's one I just found in the Toronto Globe and Mail. It's quite the neat trick:
Her slim legs are crossed elegantly at the knee and at her neck, a colourful scarf is arranged artfully over her shoulder.
The concept of ambiguity is proved in the Bible by the many different categories and labels that are affixed to the "One God" by the biblical authors.
Some see a storm, some see a burning bush, others see a potter, an eagle, an old woman and many other "names" for the One.
Arthur Brain
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Note to self:
Don't start threads after midnight GMT...
lain:
Don't start threads after midnight GMT...
lain:
This reminds me...
"Please take my bags up to my room" ???
glorydaz
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FAIL by definition.
I knew it. That's exactly why I didn't look it up for the taskmaster (AB) in the dictionary. :banana:
Arthur Brain
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Will someone please destroy this thread and obliterate it from internet history? It would be a common service to the good after all...
:mmph:
:mmph:
glorydaz
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:first:
Well, yeah, I know there's ambiguity in the Bible.
This thread is about levity.
Are you incapable?
I can go from dead serious to downright silly in seconds.
I feel sorry for those who can't let go now and then.
why?
i knew the misspelling would eat at AB ! i'm a stickler for no typing errors and once you make a thread title it can't be changed, i wanted to once. he may be kidding. but i want it changed to the correct spelling also -
i do that with me all the time :chuckle:
Arthur Brain
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and republicanchick is on break lately even