I'm not Catholic, bodily, but I'm Catholic theologically. Like you I perceive all the different interpretations of Scripture.
I used to think that 'interpretation of Scripture' was an important thing, until I recognized that through good interpretive principles, that the biggest difference between what all the Protestants were saying, and the other Christians, was that Protestants didn't talk much about bishops. When they did, they applied it to themselves and particularly to their pastors.
What makes a Protestant pastor? You could go the familiar route and earn an MDiv or a DD (seminary), or you could go to Bible college and become a missionary for a while, those are good ways to be authenticated as a Protestant pastor, according to Protestants. And then there's the internet. A server on the internet can ordain you, that works too.
Catholicism and Orthodoxy, the two largest ancientest Christian traditions, all use the ancient procedure of ordination to create authentic pastors, called Holy Orders, which is a skin-to-skin ritual, depicted in the New Testament in numerous places. The skin-to-skin chain in these traditions extends all the way back to the Apostles.
The Apostles said to believe the bishops.
The Lord Jesus said to believe the Apostles.
God the Father said to believe His Only Begotten Son.