noguru
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What are you talking about? I thought that was what the inside of your head was like. :idunno:
Well that is because you assume that what is inside your head is also inside other people's head.
What are you talking about? I thought that was what the inside of your head was like. :idunno:
[Not included the same stuff as below but without attribution to a certain Kent Hovind (comedian?)]
http://roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=3430581Scooter
The Tale Of The Magic Rock Apes
Okay, now sit down now, boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh.... Once upon a time, billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" I knew you could. This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh, let's say billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.
Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" I knew you could. Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. So anyway, this bit of magic goo magically found something to eat. Then, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry, and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos. Eventually - millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo! Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" I knew you could - some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs.
And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist. Now take a nap.
Dr. Kent Hovind
9 years ago | Comments (2) | + 1 Funny
I'd like to see the accounts of where and when this has been observed.Creationists are apparently so simple minded that they can't fathom that a mixture of substances sitting in a warm, still pool for millions upon millions of years will eventually form mechanical systems on the microscopic level which will gradually become more complex.
It's not science, it's bewildering speculation.It's good science, there's nothing far fetched about it.
Which is the exact tactic of some so-called "scientists."Creationists main artillery is basically to make it comical and ridicule it.
What is rational about a series of random occurrences which, suddenly, attain a purposeless and simultaneously directed will?But rarely do they ever actually consider the rational potential of it.
:darwinsm: Perhaps someday, by the grace of God, you may see the irony.Yes, you are as deluded as the others. Science has within it answers to why that is imprecise, inaccurate and an absurd representation of what science really concludes. But stubborn arrogant jerks like you will never realize when and where you are wrong. So you continue to repeat deceit and maintain your willful ignorance. This exactly why reasonable people find your antics both sad and comical.
:darwinsm::darwinsm: Perhaps someday, by the grace of God, you may see the irony.
Which is the exact tactic of some so-called "scientists."
It's not science, it's bewildering speculation.
You find it bewildering because you weren't paying attention in 7th grade science class.
What is rational about a series of random occurrences which, suddenly, attain a purposeless and simultaneously directed will?
That is like asking "What is rational about the hydrologic cycle ...
That is like asking "What is rational about the hydrologic cycle, and how does evaporating and condensing H2O which produces rain, rivers, lakes, oceans...attain a purposeless and simultaneously directed will?"
now you clowns think the hydrologic cycle attains a purposeless and simultaneously directed will?
:darwinsm:
well, i spose it you gave it millions and millions of years, it might evolve one :chuckle:
No, the problem is you take every "evolutionist" and try to force them to defend the positions of every other "evolutionist".The only "problem" is evolutionists, who want everything to be evolution until it is used as a challenge, at which time they want it not to be evolution.
It doesn't challenge me, but your "argument" ignores theistic evolution.You really do need to quit with the knee-jerk responses. Nothing I have said should challenge your theistic evolutionism -- unless you're more committed to protecting the evolutionism than the theology.
Except that hasn't been your argument. And either one is refuted by theistic evolution.It looks like you are desperate to set up your straw man to have something to disagree with other than what has been clearly presented.
Barbarian said:This from a guy who we have to repeatedly show that evolution is not about the origin of life, or the big bang
Then the OT clearly depicts an immoral "god".
What are you talking about? Evolution is an ambiguous word. There is chemical evolution, stellar evolution, micro and macro biological evolution (also meaningless terms) and much more. Evolutionists (including Barbarian) always equivocate on terms. For example I think you have said 'evolution has been observed'. *
Evolution is the idea that all living things are descended from a single common ancestor by means of random mutation and natural selection.No, the problem is you take every "evolutionist" and try to force them to defend the positions of every other "evolutionist".
:darwinsm: The Classic Darwinist response: Accuse the challenger of exactly what the evolutionists is so fond of doing.Trying to explain morality with evolution is actually quite a few steps removed from the scientific theory itself. I think you are still trying to equate anything naturalistic with evolution.
Then quit arguing. :up:It doesn't challenge me.
Reading is a struggle, isn't it? :chuckle:Except that hasn't been your argument. And either one is refuted by theistic evolution.
This is called begging the question. You can't dodge the challenge by assuming evolution to be true.The only way ... morality and evolution being true are incompatible is if evolution *must* be atheistic. There is no reason to assume that.
Which is just you looking for something else to say to draw attention away from the rest of your nonsense. :idunno:And the other problem is even if the proposition is right that evolution provides no basis for morality, that doesn't make it wrong as a scientific theory. It garners a big "So What?"
Evolution is the idea that all living things are descended from a single common ancestor by means of random mutation and natural selection.
This process cannot account for morality.
What are you talking about?
There is chemical evolution, stellar evolution, micro and macro biological evolution (also meaningless terms) and much more.
Evolutionists (including Barbarian) always equivocate on terms.
For example I think you have said 'evolution has been observed'. *
Did you mean we have observed how organisms adapt?
Did you mean you have observed an allele change?*
When evolutionists say "evolution has been observed"...we know they are blowing smoke, trying to sell their belief system.