That isn't a fact, it's an assumption that you've jumped to. And now, making a newbie thread will probably completely fail to overcome the first impression that has led to my reputation being in the red. I don't get why a distaste for newbie threads is such a huge thing that that's what I'm judged on, rather than my first posts in the Political, Religious, or "and the Rest" threads. Yes, I realize I'm probably still whining and quibbling from your perspective. But it actually comes from the experience of being on boards where mindlessly starting a newbie thread was one of the best ways to gain a bad reputation from the get-go.