How many countries have you visited or lived in?

[Krsto]

Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it

Well, I've never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles

Can you feel it?
Must be near it
Feels so good
Oh, it feels so good

Well, I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh, they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember

In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter?
What does it matter?

by 3 Dog Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKSrHMqQTEI

 

[theophilus]

Lived in:
Kansas
Missouri
California
Arizona
Texas
South Carolina
North Carolina
Louisiana

West Germany (3rd Infantry Division)

Visited:
Alaska
Florida
Tip of Baja Peninsula (Mexico)
South Africa

Been in every state save the New England States.

America has THE BEST toilet paper of anywhere I've been.

 

[brewmama]

America has THE BEST toilet paper of anywhere I've been.

That is SO true! And plumbing too.

 

[musterion]

toque



eta: i can't decide - is she pretty or weird looking?

Both, in her own way.

 

[musterion]

I have lived in England, France and Israel.
Visited:
Ireland, Germany, Switzerland, Murca and probably a few others.

I figgered you for some kind of furriner. Too much of a Fancy Dan.

 

[patrick jane]

And I've driven through E. St. Louis.

I bet you didn't exit the highway :shocked:

 

[chrysostom]

this is interesting
and
it is time to brag

I have been around the world
puerto rico
canada
mexico
france
germany
austria
switzerland
italy
poland
israel
india
thailand
hong kong
japan

it is easier to list the states I have not been in
alaska
washington
montana
north dakota
north carolina
alabama

I have lived in eight states

want to go to
instanbul
budapest

 

[Krsto]

Lived in:
Kansas
Missouri
California
Arizona
Texas
South Carolina
North Carolina
Louisiana

West Germany (3rd Infantry Division)

Visited:
Alaska
Florida
Tip of Baja Peninsula (Mexico)
South Africa

Been in every state save the New England States.

America has THE BEST toilet paper of anywhere I've been.

What, your fingers don't work well for you? :shocked:

 

[musterion]

Never shake with your left.

 

[Stripe]

I live in Taiwan and lived in New Zealand.
I have been in:
Australia,
Japan,
Hong Kong,
Thailand,
Malaysia,
Cambodia,
Brunei,
Russia,
Greece,
India,
China,
the US,
Peru,
Brazil and
Argentina.

And for all my travel, I still have not found a bigger loser than Granite.

 

[ok doser]

how on earth have you managed to miss Canada? :noway:

 

[Stripe]

how on earth have you managed to miss Canada? :noway:

I hate Africa.

 

[theophilus]

I hate Africa.

While in South Africa we were riding along the coast and I saw a factory labeled "Marine Butter."

I knew the "butter" tasted funky and all I could think of was "how do you get butter out of a fish?"



Everything we ate there, for two weeks, tasted funky.

 

[Stripe]

While in South Africa we were riding along the coast and I saw a factory labeled "Marine Butter."

I knew the "butter" tasted funky and all I could think of was "how do you get butter out of a fish?"



Everything we ate there, for two weeks, tasted funky.

Are you sure you hadn't strayed into Vanuatu?

 

[theophilus]

Are you sure you hadn't strayed into Vanuatu?

Yes. We were trapped in a Land Cruiser.

 

[ClimateSanity]

I hate Africa.

Why?

 

[Stripe]

Why?

Too many Latvians.

 

[elohiym]

I've spent time in the Netherlands, Switzerland, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Honduras and Panama. Not going to count countries I passed through. Only Saudi and Iraq were "business" trips. My favorite place was Honduras where I spent two weeks diving off the coast of the small island of Guanaja.

 

[theophilus]

If I could go anywhere I'd go to New Zealand.

Might ought to put that on my bucket list.

 

[Stripe]

If I could go anywhere I'd go to New Zealand.

Might ought to put that on my bucket list.

Watch out for the taniwha.