By which he tends to mean I lean ever so slightly to the left...well, he means that when he hasn't been drinking heavily...so almost never then. lain:Believe me, he's not right. :nono:
In my defense though, I did try to find honest work first.And he is a Christian, but he's also an attorney. So basically he's just a world of contradiction. lain:
Apparently, there's no such thing as a "rude gesture hand model."
Who knew? :idunno:
In Texas they define towns by the number of steers they have...so it's by and large the same way they count romantic partners. :shocked:And if that doesn't get you, get this: He doesn't even live in a town!
He probably means the ones we keep in a jar after extracting them from Texans who wander across our borders, assuming, as Texans will, that everywhere they go is part of the Loon Star State.He lives in Alabama! Everyone knows there's nothing in Alabama but a collective 16 teeth
They'll never get over the loan we made them of "Bear."and a pretty decent football program that imports from Texas. :squint:
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