BREAKING STORY: Sam Donaldson is an Alien

[On Fire]

Yes! I see it! These things don't usually work for me.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

ABC News.... the Final Frontier....

 

[Nathon Detroit]

I did some searching through the Roswell New Mexico Archives and found this startling discovery....

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Long before those silly Alien Autopsy photos came out...... these creepy images were discovered in a warehouse in Roswell New Mexico.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

We need to "out" some other aliens.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

Ahh.... a thread from the past.

 

[drbrumley]

Ahh.... a thread from the past.

I brought this up last week, just to read it again. Classic!

 

[Adam]

http://aliencelebrities.com/

 

[Nathon Detroit]

http://aliencelebrities.com/

That's funny! But it took computer effects to "alien-ize" them, while Sam Donaldson WAS IN FACT a alien! Not to mention how creepy it is that he was born in Roswell New Mexico.

 

[obsolete53]

Knight, you're breaking my heart, I thought Sam Donaldson was the missing link.

 

[The Berean]

Whoa.... this is getting really strange!

Knight, Klaatu barada nikto!!!

 

[Vaquero45]

Check out this breaking AP story....

3 Bodies Found on Donaldson Ranch in N.M.
Jul 7, 4:53 PM (ET)

HONDO, N.M. (AP) - Three people were found slain on a New Mexico ranch owned by ABC newsman Sam Donaldson, authorities said Wednesday.

Sheriff Tom Sullivan said Donaldson went to the house of his ranch manager on Tuesday and discovered an "obvious crime scene."

Once sheriff's deputies searched the area, they found the bodies of a male and two females, he said. Their identities were not released.

Sullivan said Donaldson was not a suspect and was cooperating with the investigation.

Donaldson owns three ranches in New Mexico and has extensive ties to the state. He grew up on a cotton farm in New Mexico and graduated from New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell.

I didn't know Sam Donaldson was from Roswell New Mexico!!!!

But I should have known. :doh:

The dude is an obvious alien

I found a picture of the investigators at Sam's ranch. BTW, my bro "Guysmiley" went to NMMI for a year. Think I should I keep an eye on him?