I knew the slower children would have trouble with this concept and I don't have the time to fully explain it now.
And I don't have any expectation that you'd be able to understand it anyway. :idunno:
You don't have a concept. You're simply squirming away from this because you know you've got nothing. If you get drunk then your judgement is impaired (and yours isn't too hot at the best of times) and your reaction times are slowed, fact. The effects of alcohol on the brain are documented, fact. You are more at risk of having an accident when your faculties are affected, fact. So when you choose to get drunk and drive a car then you are putting other people and yourself at risk regardless of whether an accident happens or not, fact.
Now, you are dumber than fourteen boxes of rocks if you don't understand that extraordinarily simple premise. You're certainly a selfish, irresponsible dipstick for driving a car while drunk.