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Daniel1611

Daniel1611

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New York literally has "fun police." Like when someone tells you to stop doing something fun and you call them the "fun police"...New York literally has police who are the fun police. I was visiting my sister in Albany over 4th of July weekend and literally saw police riding around on bicycles taking sparklers and stuff from children.
 
The Barbarian

The Barbarian

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News story:

Homeland Security agents were called to the University of Texas campus this week, when during practice, football players noticed a white substance strewed across the field.

After lab analysis, federal officials identified it as the goal line. They ended the investigation, saying that it wasn't toxic, and the team was unlikely to be exposed to it again, any time soon.
 
The Barbarian

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Originally Posted by The Barbarian View Post
Q. How do you keep Cornhuskers out of your back yard?

A. Put up goalposts.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Nebraska campus?

A: A visitor.
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Q: Why did they install astroturf on the stadium at the University of Nebraska?

A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during half time.

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Nebraska's coaches came up with a plan to beat Kansas. They had the tornado alarm system set to go off during the game, and when the Kansas players left the field, they'd score.

Worked perfectly. The alarm went off, the Kansas players fled, and three downs later, Nebraska scored.
 
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newfies (newfoundlanders) are the polocks of canada





A drunk Newfie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie.


"You have three wishes, choose them wisely." says the Genie.

The Newfie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, "I want a beer that will never run out."

A bottle appears in front of the Newfie. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Newfie being very content starts walking away.

"Where are you going," asks the Genie, "You still have two wishes left!"

"Well," replies the Newfie, "Give me TWO more of these!"
 
Buzzword

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A friend of mine posted the following on Facebook after driving from Colorado Springs to St. Louis:

"Kansas drivers are the Quakers of the road."
 
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