Be Disruptive! Insult A State!
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~The 50 worst states in America~
Look dope, the word 'dude' is used by goofball adolescents and post-adolescents for men, males, not females, you :dunce:
What state to you reside? What nationality are you?
Why is Ohio called the Buckeye State?
Because it's filled with useless nuts.
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Because it's filled with useless nuts.
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Q: What does a divorce in Alabama and a tornado in Texas have in common?
A: Somebody's losing a trailer!
A: Somebody's losing a trailer!
musterion
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That's true, especially the Ohio State cult. Creepy.
i'm from the empire state :wave2:
You are telling me you live in New York city?
Boudreaux and Marie were speeding along on the Interstate 10, high rise bridge over Whisky Bay when Boudreaux saw the red-light flashing in the rearview window
Boudreaux pulled over as well as he could to the side of the bridge. The State Trooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand.
He axed, "Did you know that you were going 80 miles an hour and the speed limit on this bridge is 60."
Boudreaux looked at the carpet of the truck for the cigarette he dropped. He said, "Nope. I was going 60."
The Trooper sounded fed up as he looked at his clip board and said,
"Nope. I clocked you at 80." The trooper looked over at Marie sitting looking out of the passenger window at the cypress trees in the water. The Trooper said,
"Mam, I clocked the man at 80. He said he was going 60. Now you tell me. Was he going 60 or 80?"
Marie said, "I never argue with Boudreaux when he's been drinking."
Boudreaux pulled over as well as he could to the side of the bridge. The State Trooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand.
He axed, "Did you know that you were going 80 miles an hour and the speed limit on this bridge is 60."
Boudreaux looked at the carpet of the truck for the cigarette he dropped. He said, "Nope. I was going 60."
The Trooper sounded fed up as he looked at his clip board and said,
"Nope. I clocked you at 80." The trooper looked over at Marie sitting looking out of the passenger window at the cypress trees in the water. The Trooper said,
"Mam, I clocked the man at 80. He said he was going 60. Now you tell me. Was he going 60 or 80?"
Marie said, "I never argue with Boudreaux when he's been drinking."
you couldn't pay me to live in nyc
i live closer to ottawa and montreal than nyc
heck, i live closer to toronto and quebec city than nyc
heck, i almost live closer to sudbury than i do to nyc
i'm about twenty miles from the blue line right now! :banana:
That can also apply to West Virginia. :chuckle: