I can see their point. This "pastor" would be preaching from a Bible he did not really believe is the authoritative and inerrant words of God. He would be a chameleon bible believer. And if you approved of his teaching, and he then goes on to promote the corrupted versions at other churches, it reflects back on the Bible believing church.
Why would you have a man like Bob Enyart teach the Bible at your church, when he doesn't believe it is the inerrant words of God? Maybe he should stick to that Hungarian Karoli bible thingy he told us is his infallible Standard. Even though he can't read it, maybe he could try to phonetically sound it out in front of the congregation. He would be making as much sense doing it that way as he is now with his evasive double-speak nonsense he has been giving us.
I'm really disappointed you didn't answer my question, Mr. Brandplucked! And what with those spoilsports Bob Enyart and Will Duffy coming up with actual historical research, my world is almost torn apart. You were my hero and I was so looking forward to going out and getting one of those 100% inerrant Bibles you keep talking about but you never answered any of my points I was so worried about. If I didn't hold you in such high regard, I'd say that you were just making a mistake and your Bible wasn't the 100% inerrant one. I so much wanted to be sure I had that 100% inerrant Bible. A veritable (if not quite verifiable) miracle in front of me! Oh well, I guess you just have to have faith. You have faith that your Bible is 100% inerrant and I shall have faith that mine is, even though they are different. Outwardly we know they are different but inwardly we know that faith overcomes these outward difficulties and so we can assert with confidence that they are both (I mean 'all' really) 100% inerrant. Would you agree?
PS: I love my 1885 Bible I mentioned earlier. It not only looks old but when you open it up it has words in it like 'dost' and 'thou' and it talks about the 'three mighties' and 'fetching a compass', all of which makes me feel very special and holy and sort of church-of-Englandy. So I think I will eventually get over the disappointment of you not confirming to me if it is the 100% inerrant one, or at least telling me where I could get one like yours, which would have been the icing on the cake. Just to own one eh? Even if you don't read it a lot.
Actually, go on, admit it! You get a commission from 100% inerrant Cambridge Bibles, don't you? Like the 961,223rd piece of the true cross or a drop of holy water blessed by Pius IX, with guaranteed healing or luck-bringing properties - the Christian version of homeopathy - the placebo effect: it's the thought that counts?
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