That's nice.
Then you're not paying attention well enough.
Relating a parable always involves interpretations that can differ.
The Bible is more than just parables. And usually, the parables Jesus spoke, He explained them to His disciples privately to them, so that the meaning of them is clear.
And, if a child can understand your basis for ethics then they are not complex enough.
Why does it have to be more complex than that?
Ethics are fraught with dilemmas (ie, overlaping priorities) that even those with high IQs must try hard to work out.
There are no situations where one must commit murder to avoid stealing, or commit perjury to avoid sexual immorality.
Do not murder, steal, commit adultery, bear false witness, or covet. On these five commandments are built the foundation of most modern legal systems.
The pretend certainty of an alleged authority is sometimes the easy way out, allowing people to follow rather than think.
Whatever that means...
If I were a noodge I would call that the fallacy of appeal to popularity.
Your knowledge of what constitutes which fallacy is poor, and if you did so, you would be incorrect.
An appeal to popularity relies on "how many people (population, popularity) believe it" to assert that something is correct.
If I were making the claim "because it has lasted 3500 years, therefore it's correct," that would be an appeal to tradition, not an appeal to popularity.
But I'm not making EITHER of those claims.
I'm stating that the Bible is robust (as in, internally consistent, as you put it) enough to have lasted for 3500 years, despite errors creeping in, that it remains largely unaffected by such errors.
Instead, I suggest consider that the staying power of the text has to do with the emotions of fear and passion rather than the logical cogency of the words.
You asked me "Does it have reasonable internal consistency?" To which, I replied yes, it is robust enough to have lasted for 3500 years without much change.
In other words, it's both "emotions" AND "logical cogency."
Intentional bias is read in all the time.
What bias are you referring to?
Using the pronouns she or they when referring to the deity can occur out of respect for females and the attempt to stop the habit of using the male pronoun as the default.
The problem is that intentionally calling God using female terms goes against how He (yes, "He") describes Himself.
I thought you liberals were all about respecting people's pronouns. Guess not, eh?
Never in all of Scripture does God refer to Himself as female, and calling Him by using female terms does nothing but insult Him.
EDIT: In addition to the above, you might think that you're attempting to respect women (how you get to the point where you think that is another matter entirely, of course), but all you're doing is blaspheming God, and committing idolatry by placing women on the same level or above God.
ALSO, Using "they" isn't quite as wrong, since God is triune, He is three Persons: Father, Son, Holy Spirit. They are one God.
Questioning God's logic can always be seen as blasphemous even though it may be a straight, well-intended analysis.
There's no "straight, well intended analysis" if you intentionally attribute things to Him that He (says He) is not.
It's healthy to be skeptical of this. I agree.
Being skeptical of something is one thing. Recognizing that something cannot happen is quite another.
If its supernatural why does there have to be a being?
Because the effect cannot be greater than the cause. You and I as humans are persons, therefore the source of humans must be a person. We are living, therefore the source must be living. We can love, therefore the source must be loving. We can have relationships, therefore the source must be relational. We can be good, therefore the source must be good.
If you can tell me what non-being thing is living, personal, relational, good, and loving, then I'll concede that it doesn't have to be a being.
That does not necessarily follow.
Yes, it does.
Life might be in the matrix, and a computer glitched.
Jesus said He would raise Himself up on the third day. Are you calling Him a liar?
One miracle doesn't mean there is blanket legitimacy.
Duh. Which is why there's more evidence than just that.
Snake oil salesman weren't Gods neither.
Jesus wasn't a snake-oil salesman.