Well......STP is an Acts 9/Acts 28, O'Hair/Bullinger kinda Dispensationalist.
So, "grade A, number-one-nut" is an accurate description for such a Darby Follower.
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Well......STP is an Acts 9/Acts 28, O'Hair/Bullinger kinda Dispensationalist.
So, "grade A, number-one-nut" is an accurate description for such a Darby Follower.
That is your best volley, you unemployed perverter?
That's it, you spammer, child of the devil?
Get a job, infidel, and Hanegraaf follower/plagiarizer.
The most compelling detail that thwarts you satanic spam of preterism is that we still have tears, pain and suffering, explain that -
Lol - get your mud slinging right; O'Hair was Acts 13, not 9.
Then again, you'd make a very poor Mid-Acts Dispensationist. One ever stuck at "babe in Christ" 1 Cor. 3:1,2.
You've yet to show that astuteness that allows some to excel within any school of thought; including Pretersim.
Its funny. John W insults you left and right. In reality, the content of your posts are your own self-insult.
I mean, I hate to appear to be demeaning toward you; its just what your every post continually plays out to be - a kind of "look at me; I'm not only clueless, but clueless that I am..."
I pity you in this. I really do. Seriously, doctrine is far from being any where near your suit, let alone, your strong suit.
I hate to say this, but perhaps this is the "loser's limp" that John W has somehow also picked up on. The man is almost as sharp as I am :rotfl:
Not in the kingdom you don't.
Where is the Apostle Paul right now?
Are there tears, pain, and suffering where he is at right now?
Jamie Gigliotti
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"And they sang a new song, saying,
"Worthy are you to take the scroll
and open its seals,
for you were slain, and by your
blood you ransomed people for God
from every tribe and language
and people and nation,
and you have made them a
Kingdom and priests to our God,
and they shall reign on the Earth."" Revelation 5:9-10
musterion
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Hence the Kingdom is not here yet.
You assert, on record, Tellalie, that at one time, there were tears, was pain, suffering, in the third heaven, where Paul is right now, and that, where he is right now, in the third heaven, there is law/judgment, rain, plagues, heathen, nations.
You have to, to make your "inventions" "of men," "work." Wicked Hanegraaf/Russell follower/plagiarizer.
Deuteronomy. Leviticus. Obey it, since, according to you, all scripture is specifically about you, and is written to you, for your obedience/fate.
So there.
musterion
Well-known member
Seventh Day Adventists:
Watchtower:
Preterism:
An invisible Jesus returned in 70 and now reigns invisibly over an invisible Kingdom full of rape, tears and cancer.
The only real difference between these three cults is WHEN their respective Jesuses invisibly returned.
Perhaps they've confused Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Well done, musty, as this Preterist Punk, as part of his "argument" against dispensationalism, employs his "Darby....late 1800's during the age of cults...Watch Tower......" jazz.
musterion
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If we're Darbyites, he's just a relabeled Russelite or E.G. White-ite. Same basic eschatology.
Let's start calling him Taze-elestai.
Come on, tellalie Craigie-unpack this for us.
"Jesus never physically returned, and never will physically return to planet earth after He ascended to Heaven"-Preterist deceiver Tet.
vs.
“And that is what happened. The Lord came in a way that everyone could see Him. However, He never touched planet earth, and when this event was over, He then sat on the throne in Heaven NOT on planet earth.”-Tet.
"Everyone" that saw Him, according to Craigie, was Josephus, and Wikipedia. Wait....According to Craigie the Clown, he did not return physically, but all of Jerusalem saw him.. And, according to Craigie the Clown, signs are invisible...
Wait...
Vs.
"Tet is a preterist that believes Christ already returned in 70 AD viathe Roman Army."-Tambora, on another TOL thread
"Correct, and thanks for making it clear that it was the Roman army that was His return."-stupid Craigie
"The Roman army destroyed Jerusalem in 70AD. That is what Jesus meant when He said He will return."-Gomer Tet.
Hebrews 9:28 KJV
So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
Craigie the Clown: The Roman army was looking for him-that is the "them" above. My infallible AD 70/Preterist "teachers" taught me,like Hank Hanegraaf, from whom I copy'npaste/spam.
Shazam, Gomer!
Preterist Gomer Tet...from the army of the ignorant.
I know, I know....Darby...Bullinger....You follow the teachings/inventions/theories of fallible men, unlike me, as I, Craigie, follow the teachings of infallible men, or women, or the pope....vision of a teenage girl.....Darby.....Bullinger.....figurative.....hy perbole...fulfilled AD 65, or 66, 0r 70, 0r 666......No one taught dispensationalism, until Darby, and no one taught that the earth was round, until, and no one taught of the concept of "God the Father," until this "Jesus" I reference, in disrespect, flipping the bird at him, came around, and the idea that he will be King on the planet earth, ..........and Pluto was a planet, at one time, as when you discover objective truth, determines if it is, in fact, objective truth, you see, well, uh, urr, and thus, the Lord Jesus Christ was not really the Lord God, until I, Gomer Tet., discovered it, you see.....Dispensationalism "invented during the age of cults.....Darby....You are in denial....
Snip....snap...snort....
He won't touch this-I've asked him for 2 years, and we've not heard one peep, from our hero.
Clown.
"Jesus never physically returned, and never will physically return to planet earth after He ascended to Heaven"-Preterist deceiver Tet.
vs.
“And that is what happened. The Lord came in a way that everyone could see Him. However, He never touched planet earth, and when this event was over, He then sat on the throne in Heaven NOT on planet earth.”-Tet.
"Everyone" that saw Him, according to Craigie, was Josephus, and Wikipedia. Wait....According to Craigie the Clown, he did not return physically, but all of Jerusalem saw him.. And, according to Craigie the Clown, signs are invisible...
Wait...
Vs.
"Tet is a preterist that believes Christ already returned in 70 AD viathe Roman Army."-Tambora, on another TOL thread
"Correct, and thanks for making it clear that it was the Roman army that was His return."-stupid Craigie
"The Roman army destroyed Jerusalem in 70AD. That is what Jesus meant when He said He will return."-Gomer Tet.
Hebrews 9:28 KJV
So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
Craigie the Clown: The Roman army was looking for him-that is the "them" above. My infallible AD 70/Preterist "teachers" taught me,like Hank Hanegraaf, from whom I copy'npaste/spam.
Shazam, Gomer!
Preterist Gomer Tet...from the army of the ignorant.
I know, I know....Darby...Bullinger....You follow the teachings/inventions/theories of fallible men, unlike me, as I, Craigie, follow the teachings of infallible men, or women, or the pope....vision of a teenage girl.....Darby.....Bullinger.....figurative.....hy perbole...fulfilled AD 65, or 66, 0r 70, 0r 666......No one taught dispensationalism, until Darby, and no one taught that the earth was round, until, and no one taught of the concept of "God the Father," until this "Jesus" I reference, in disrespect, flipping the bird at him, came around, and the idea that he will be King on the planet earth, ..........and Pluto was a planet, at one time, as when you discover objective truth, determines if it is, in fact, objective truth, you see, well, uh, urr, and thus, the Lord Jesus Christ was not really the Lord God, until I, Gomer Tet., discovered it, you see.....Dispensationalism "invented during the age of cults.....Darby....You are in denial....
Snip....snap...snort....
He won't touch this-I've asked him for 2 years, and we've not heard one peep, from our hero.
Clown.
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Jamie Gigliotti
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So you deny this?
"All scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness" 2 Timothy 3:16
musterion
Well-known member
How he manages to balance those two contradictory beliefs in his own mind, I can't even begin to guess. Well, Tazeoids have never been known for consistency.
Watch, he'll (a) ignore this, (b) reply with a distracting question or (c) say something about Darby. But he won't even try to explain how both can be true.
I deny that all scripture is about everyone, specifically, and is written for everyone's obedience, and deny your satanic interpretation of 2 Timothy 3:16 KJV, that it is.
So, you deny Leviticus, Deuteronomy? Obey it.
See how that works, engager in sophistry?
Fraud.
You're getting more desperate every day mysteryboy.
Ellen White and Charles Taze Russell were contemporaries of John Nelson Darby.
Existed hundreds and hundreds of years before White, Russell, Darby, Smith, and Eddy.
There was nothing invisible about it.
Over a million Jews were killed, and not one stone was left standing upon another. Jerusalem was laid to waste.
Again, your Dispensationalism was invented during "the age of the cults", and there was nothing invisible with what happened in 70AD.