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    The "Religion of Peace" and the Hits Just Keep Coming!

    "Allahu akbar, infidel! I your new neighbor. My name Abdulla. Obama say ask you got little children?" Afghan Asylum Seeker Accused Of Raping 4-Year-Old Boy In Toilet "Mommy! Mommy! I'm going to visit Uncle Abdulla. He has candy!" An Afghan asylum seeker has gone on trial accused of raping...
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    The Scary Truth About Hillary Clinton

    Ladies and gentlemen, get your popcorn, settle back and enjoy this extended trailer, Hillary 2: It Takes a Village of the Damned. (Almost as unexplainable as how this person is on the ballot is why TOL puts ads right in your post, that suck up almost half the real estate and obliterate near...
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    ISIS TERRORIST Tells Feds He Has Jihadist Brothers in Mexico

    Now that we've heard a word from our sponsors, Barack Obama and the "religion of peace," without further adieu, ladies and gentleman, let's have some flowers and a hearty welcome for your new neighbors! UPDATE: ISIS [ISLAMIC] TERRORIST Tells Feds He Has Jihadist Brothers in Mexico An ISIS...
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    Christians Forced to Hide Bibles Amid Migrant Muslim Death Threats

    More from the "religion of peace," as fearful, leftist liberal snowflakes spin that, had these Christians not engaged in breathing, the poor Muslims wouldn't have been provoked. Christians Forced to Hide Bibles Amid Migrant Muslim Death Threats Bundestag member Erika Steinbach and Iranian-born...
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    Bolshevik Chumps: Do As I Say, Not As I do

    It's funny. You Bolsheviks, filled with indignation people who don't agree with you are the source of all the world's problems: if you just get rid of anybody with some money and get rid of fixed moral standards, the world, remade in your Godless, liberal image, will be a better place. You live...
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    Here They Are! 35 of Hillary's Biggest 'Accomplishments'

    Here They Are! 35 of Hillary's Biggest 'Accomplishments' The Twitter hashtag #HillaryAccomplishments went viral on the social media network Thursday and became the No. 1 trending topic. The responses, some funny and some scorching Clinton, include: > Lying about landing under sniper fire in...
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    Bill Clinton Got Millions From World’s Biggest Sharia Law Education Firm

    Bill Clinton Got Millions From World’s Biggest Sharia Law Education Firm Former President Bill Clinton collected $5.6 million in fees from GEMS Education, a Dubai-based company that teaches Sharia Law through its network of more than 100 schools in the Middle East, Asia and Africa, according to...
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    Joel Osteen’s Fake, Heretical ‘Christianity’ Isn’t Any Better Than Atheism

    Joel Osteen’s Fake, Heretical ‘Christianity’ Isn’t Any Better Than Atheism ...I was compelled by some dark force to click on the good pastor’s Twitter page and read more of these morsels. As I skimmed, I learned, among other things, that “if I get rid of the negative” then “God will fill my...
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    Cheap Dates: The Politics of Satan, Before and During Commerical Breaks

    This thread is just for you, those of you in denial or with heads in the sand, who are, for whatever reason, blind. The world system is controlled by Satan, the devil, who has his hired stooges, who get mansions, some baubles from Saks, some slobbering sycophants who massage their egos...
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    40 Shockingly Simple Skills That Today's Millennials Have No Idea How To Do

    Yes, weep for humanitiy's future... FACT CHECK: Find your closest Millennial neighbor and ask them to carry out anything on this list. If you can find any Millennial who can do any of these things, you may have accidentally stumbled across an Eagle Scout troop meeting. For the rest of today’s...
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    Now the works of the flesh are evident...

    It's always striking how many people are on Christian message boards that don't believe the Bible, that contradict even clear scripture. (Who intelligently argues that books don't mean what they say?!) Doesn't this seem too unusual to you, from an honest perspective? Think about it. Do you...
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    ECT OSAS: 101 Bible Reasons Proving Eternal Security

    You that try to dispute and sow doubt in the sure promises of the Lord Jesus to the born again believer, your work is cut out for you. (This is as if not to mention those born of the Holy Spirit never trade His truth for lies: what is the point of deceiving the lost? 2 Timothy 3:13 But evil men...
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    The Late Great Urantia Revelation

    I'll just take your word for that, brother! Groan...
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    The Late Great Urantia Revelation

    I still don't know what this is, and still don't care enough to Google it. It appears in the list and looks like wires got crossed with some Trekkie database. We need a thread about Klingons.
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    ECT The tomb is empty, and I have seen the Lord.

    John 20 1 Now on the first day of the week Mary Magdalene came early to the tomb, while it was still dark, and saw the stone already taken away from the tomb. 2 So she ran and came to Simon Peter and to the other disciple whom Jesus loved, and said to them, "They have taken away the Lord out of...
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    Are you Going to Heaven?

    Since you deny being antichrist, what's the point? You either can't understand what an antichrist is, or you're lying, in either case, what's the point of going into any theology with you? Can you understand that much? Why talk about brain surgery with you, when the most you can possibly...
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    Are you Going to Heaven?

    Because you are a deceiver and an antichrist. Because you are evil. What part of this do you not understand?
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    Are you Going to Heaven?

    In your case, more important than what an antichrist is doing here, telling lies and slandering Jesus Christ and the gospel?
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    Are you Going to Heaven?

    Wow! If you hadn't decided on a fake Jew forum persona, you could have gone by Sherlock.
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    Are you Going to Heaven?

    "I'm not a real Jew, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express."
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