Oh Joe, you silly old fool
"There's not a single thing that a man can do that a woman can't do equally as well"
Off the top of my head ....
1. Provide a male role model for a young son
2. Provide a strong father figure for his children
... and since Joe pretends to be Catholic ...
3. Serve as Pope
4. Impregnate his wife
5. Set men's sports records
6. Die by the hundreds of thousands liberating Europe in WWII
7. Die by the tens of thousands fighting for the formation of this country.
8. Die by the hundreds of thousands fighting to end slavery.
9. Invent the steam engine, electricity, the internal combustion engine, etc, etc, etc