Who would be the last superhero standing in a bar room brawl?

[bmyers]

Originally posted by One Eyed Jack
Understand that the Marvel universe is only fiction, and when they say 'godlike,' they're referring to characteristics possessed by those such as Thor or Zeus.

Come on y'all, I get enough flack as it is...

OK, so who wins in a Zeus - Galactus matchup?

I mean, OK, Zeus was pretty impressive with the lightning bolts and all, but against someone who gets called the "Devourer of Worlds"....?????

 

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
But Batman is the only one who characteristically carries such things. It's not uncommon for him to keep a little kryptonite handy, either.

Batman, at least in the Bad Ol' Days, carried EVERYTHING...I kept waiting for him to haul a warp drive or a mini-black-hole out of that silly utility belt...

But I'm coming to the conclusion that NO ONE would win the hypothetical bar fight being discussed here. It involves so many aliens that the Men In Black would've put a stop to it LONG before it ended....

 

[Turbo]

Only two aliens.

 

[lucybelle]

Which two are you referring to Turbo- I didn't count two...

 

[Turbo]

The Surfer and the Duck,
The Surfer and the Duck,
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The Surfer and the Duck.

 

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
Only two aliens.

At least three - Superman, the Silver Surfer, and Howard the Duck. I'm not sure about Captain Marvel - it may depend on which vintage we're talking about.

Whether any of them ever bothered to register with MIB is questionable, of course, but hey, K would KNOW about these sorts of things, wouldn't he?

 

[lucybelle]

Thanks bmyers- you're right- there are at least three...

 

[Turbo]

Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.

Captain Marvel is a human boy who is transformed by a wizard named "Shazam."

 

[Sozo]

Ok Knight, we give up. Who would win? What's the answer?

 

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[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by Turbo
Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.

Captain Marvel is a human boy who is transformed by a wizard named "Shazam."

There are two other Captain Marvels that I'm aware of. One was a Kree named Mar-vel who died of cancer, or something, and the other is this human woman who can turn herself into pure energy.

 

[Turbo]

Oh...you mean the Marvel Comics ones.

I'm pretty sure Knight was referring to the DC character, since he is more familiar to people, and Knight is using him as his avatar.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

I remember watching that show on Saturdays when I was a kid.

 

[bmyers]

Originally posted by Turbo
Look again. Superman wasn't invited to this party.

Ooops, you're right; I guess the debate would be rather pointless if someone who's invulnerable were to be involved. The whole Captain Marvel thing still leaves me an out, though.

Having Superman there would just take the wind out of this in a hurry, though. We should set up a separate discussion for the truly super super-types. Superman, Galactus, Q...hmmm...that would be interesting. (As Q once said "It's difficult to work well in groups when you're omnipotent!" )

 

[Turbo]

Originally posted by bmyers
I guess the debate would be rather pointless if someone who's invulnerable were to be involved.

Yeah, someone like the Silver Surfer. (Durability: Totally Indestructible)

Superman's tough, but Batman can keep him in his place. He's done it several times.

 

[Lighthouse]

Assuming none of them were drunk of course.

Wolverine could be druk off his keester and still wipe the floor with everyone of those guys, at the same time. With three claws tied behind his back.

 

[kmoney]

If all of those superheros were fighting in on room, it would almost be like the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. :think: