Who would be the last superhero standing in a bar room brawl?

[Nathon Detroit]

Assuming none of them were drunk of course.

 

[BillyBob]

Flash...nobody would ever be able to land a punch!

 

[Turbo]

Batman...He does what it takes to get the job done.

 

[BillyBob]

Batman is a drunk! he would be sloshed before the fight even gets started!

 

[BillyBob]

Robin would be making excuses for him....again.

 

[Sozo]

Is this a gay bar?

 

[BillyBob]

Cat Woman will be home waiting up for him at 3:00 A.M. with that 'attitude' that we all try to avoid.

 

[BillyBob]

Sozo;
Is this a gay bar?

Billy;
Don't tell Tye!

 

[Em7add11]

Batman wouldn't make it. In a brute force brawl with people who outmatch him he'll get hosed.

Flash probably has the best shot cause he has the most extreme power out of the bunch.

 

[BillyBob]

I can imagine Tye's super hero outfit.

Just a cape and boots..................oi!

 

[BillyBob]

A mask over his eyes and a big dopey grin on his face.

 

[BillyBob]

11 posts and this thread has gotten side tracked.

Sorry Knight.......


[I blame Sozo!]

 

[One Eyed Jack]

It'd be the Silver Surfer, hands down. He's got the Power Cosmic.

 

[Turbo]

Originally posted by Em7add11
Batman wouldn't make it. In a brute force brawl with people who outmatch him he'll get hosed.

Flash probably has the best shot cause he has the most extreme power out of the bunch.

Superman is about as fast as the Flash.

And who says Batman has to fight only with his fists?

 

[BillyBob]

Yeah, he could put his head down and poke you in the eyes with those silly fake ears!

Is Robin allowed to help?

 

[One Eyed Jack]

Trust me guys, it'd be the Silver Surfer. He's faster than the Flash, and just as strong as Superman (regardless of what color the sun is). I think only Galactus could beat the Silver Surfer, but then again, Galactus can beat pretty much anybody. Plus, he's the one that gave the Silver Surfer the Power Cosmic to begin with.

 

[BillyBob]

I'm voting for Ultra Man.

 

[Turbo]

Originally posted by BillyBob
Yeah, he could put his head down and poke you in the eyes with those silly fake ears!

Is Robin allowed to help?

Nah...he's not on the list.

 

[One Eyed Jack]

Originally posted by BillyBob
I'm voting for Ultra Man.

The Silver Surfer would make Ultraman wish Hayata had kept the Beta Capsule in his pocket.

 

[BillyBob]

Turbo;
Nah...he's not on the list.


Oh...so he gets to sit back and pick up chicks while his buddy is getting his brains beat out.

Nice........