ok doser
lifeguard at the cement pond
(nationally, he beat the pants off the state and district)
pantsless alabamans
now there's a disturbing image
(nationally, he beat the pants off the state and district)
If this place has taught me anything of value it's how to deal with spoiled children. So don't make me turn this conversation around.
Speaking of literal children, my boy just placed in the top ten percent of math and reading students in Kindergarten (nationally, he beat the pants off the state and district) and made the student of the month at his school.
But really, who in his right mind would do that? And of those who would, how many of them could actually speak English?
How quickly you cobble speculation into personal fact? Well, it's not The Honeymooners funny (to provide a reference you'll actually get), but it is funny.I've given it a few hours of thought and have come to the conclusion that, TH may have been comparing HIMSELF to the Philosopher Socrates. Quite an amusing thought, huh?
I realize that TH thinks highly of himself and his many varied accomplishments in his, "Walk of Life"
Entirely too much. Made up even.however, to actually compare himself to the great Philosopher seems to be a bit much.
How quickly you cobble speculation into personal fact? Well, it's not The Honeymooners funny (to provide a reference you'll actually get), but it is funny.
[/I]I'm happy you find my rhetorical devices memorable and the mimicry I see in a few of you from time to time is darn nearly endearing. Do go on.
No, really, you should probably do that. lain:
Entirely too much. Made up even.[/QUOTE]
Prove to yourself it's "Made up."
A guy getting sartorial advice from a monkey?THs so-called "humor" is his ultimate downfall. He needs to do some real soul searching in order to see who he is in reality.
Nah. You aren't heavy. You're my, "Bother."I know it'll be a burden on him,
Prove to me you know how to use the quote function when you're temper is up.Prove to yourself it's "Made up."
As many as I can write, which puts me at least one up on you.How many languages do you speak?
A guy getting sartorial advice from a monkey?
Nah. You aren't heavy. You're my, "Bother."
Prove to me you know how to use the quote function when you're temper is up.
I tried to reproduce your error above but the TOL machinery wouldn't let me. So that's something.
Prove to me you know how to use the quote function when you're temper is up.
I tried to reproduce your error above but the TOL machinery wouldn't let me. So that's something.
As many as I can write, which puts me at least one up on you.
that's very bold of you
Sure. And it made and will make sense to all sorts of people whose conversation would baffle you and who'll be chuckling over it now or by the next Gazette. You're a lot of fun, even if you can't get into the spirit of it. Now, a beach is calling me and mine. The sky is blue and clear and my boy needs an adventure. Maybe we'll tackle a nearbly Civil War fort today.Did that "really" make sense to you? Be honest now.
Sure. And it made and will make sense to all sorts of people whose conversation would baffle you and who'll be chuckling over it now or by the next Gazette. You're a lot of fun, even if you can't get into the spirit of it. Now, a beach is calling me and mine. The sky is blue and clear and my boy needs an adventure. Maybe we'll tackle a nearbly Civil War fort today.
So here I go, from one tragic old fort to another...close enough (just wanted to leave you with one you'd get).
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:BRAVO:Speaking of literal children, my boy just placed in the top ten percent of math and reading students in Kindergarten (nationally, he beat the pants off the state and district) and made the student of the month at his school.
That old "Going to the Beach" excuse isn't fooling anyone but yourself.
Try as you may TH, you're falling short of your own expectations and everybody can see you, "ever faltering."