Haha right Bain. Listen my little gay activist, God ultimately is responsible for who He puts in charge of the countries of the world. Is that beyond the pale of orthodoxy? Right, I knew you'd agree. Now, we try to vote for the person that we think will be godly in their decisions. Obama was never a blip on the godly radar so I didn't vote for him. But scripture teaches that sometimes God puts even the vilest of men upon the throne which is why sometimes the democrats win. So yes, I was wrong, God intended for me to have that godless punk as my president for 8 years. I asked forgiveness.
However, I qualified for an Obama bailout on my mortgage where he forgave 100k of the principle and dropped my interest rate below 5%. So only owe 400k rather than 5. But I do not credit that black fool, I praise God that although the wicked reign I am in the care of the God of the universe.