Based by the arguments you all present against Calvinism, it is painfully obvious that you all need to just stay away from theology
Not everything is understood by plain reading, which is why some of you are rather green when it comes to biblical interpretation a well.
Predestination vs free will is an ages old debate with plenty complexities of thought and reason, and you all just shoot all matters of nonsense at it hoping something any of it will penetrate.
That's not theological, that's just rank prejudice.