Trump's CPAC Speech

[eider]

It's just...bizarre isn't it? It's even more ironic considering it was made in Mexico...

I didn't know that.
We're letting the side down over here. Can't Boris or Sir Kier hold a press release in front of a porn shop, or Boris might hold a Covid conference in a blue rinse, possibly?
Imagine a golden Boris....

 

[Arthur Brain]

I didn't know that.
We're letting the side down over here. Can't Boris or Sir Kier hold a press release in front of a porn shop, or Boris might hold a Covid conference in a blue rinse, possibly?
Imagine a golden Boris....

I'd rather not...

 

[eider]

I'd rather not...

Boris with a pink rinse and Speedo swimming trunks in body builder poses.
You know you would vote for him then..... if ever.

 

[Arthur Brain]

Boris with a pink rinse and Speedo swimming trunks in body builder poses.
You know you would vote for him then..... if ever.

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

[Stripe]

Turns out that Darwinists are determined to believe what they believe regardless of whether they are being trolled.

And a Dumocrat designed the stage. Lol.

 

[Arthur Brain]

Turns out that Darwinists are determined to believe what they believe regardless of whether they are being trolled.

And a Dumocrat designed the stage. Lol.

Oh, get a new trope will ya?

 

[Arthur Brain]

Oh my goodness!
They should have hired me to sing that.... at least it would've been funny.

And now for Canada's take!

 

[eider]

And now for Canada's take!

Now that's being cruel.
They should know better............. taking advantage so.......

I am most ashamed to say that I laughed out loud. *sobs in to hands*

 

[Arthur Brain]

Now that's being cruel.
They should know better............. taking advantage so.......

I am most ashamed to say that I laughed out loud. *sobs in to hands*

I join you in such shame...

 

[Arthur Brain]

And now for a brilliant version of the CPAC national anthem that isn't remotely funny in the slightest:

 

[Arthur Brain]

Those are a lot of names to remember but I would probably have someone right them down for me on a teleprompter like Obama.

You'd have someone 'right' them down for you? You'd be better off with an actual written speech. Trump, ironically, could have done with his teleprompter actually staying afloat on several occasions. Who can forget this doozy?

Airports in 1775?

Flight of fancy: Trump claims 1775 revolutionary army 'took over airports'

Historical blunder in July 4th speech compounded by mixing up war of 1812 with war of independence

www.theguardian.com

 

[Arthur Brain]

In absolute and sincere respect, I'm going to put up the video of the CPAC national anthem that the singer herself - Sailor Sabol - has put up herself on youtube with invitations for ridicule. Something Trump would never have considered.

Heck, I've got perfect pitch and would mangle any given song if asked to sing so kudos and credit where it's due.