Town Quixote's

[Town Heretic]

I knew the liquor license was a big mistake... lain:


Saturday's Gazette found here.

 

[IMJerusha]

I knew the liquor license was a big mistake... lain:


Saturday's Gazette found here.

Sirrah, I want to lodge complaint with you! Your service here has slipped!

 

[Tambora]

Oh dear. The breeze blew away my hankie.

 

[Rusha]

Oh dear. The breeze blew away my hankie.

And it landed on my fragile little toe and broke it. Whatever shall I do?

 

[IMJerusha]

And it landed on my fragile little toe and broke it. Whatever shall I do?

I question the proprietor's ability to assist you, Sister, but perhaps he'll rise to the occasion of gallant and kiss it all better?...or at least bring you a lawn chair.

 

[Tambora]

And it landed on my fragile little toe and broke it. Whatever shall I do?

Oh my. Don't worry about that today.
You'll go crazy if you do. Worry about it tomorrow.

 

[Tambora]

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Goodness mercy, finally!
I was feeling a bit faint.

 

[IMJerusha]

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Goodness mercy, finally!
I was feeling a bit faint.

That's what happens dahlin' when you don't tuck a spare hankie in your bodice! Then comes the vapors!

 

[Rusha]

Well goodness me, I am still waiting for some ice ... or a cold T-bone steak for my injury.

Where is the host of this most gallant soiree?

 

[Rusha]

With a glass of white wine ... and a side of lobster.

 

[IMJerusha]

Well goodness me, I am still waiting for some ice ... or a cold T-bone steak for my injury.

Where is the host of this most gallant soiree?

Indeed! My mint julep is depleted and I ***hiccup*** oh, I do beg your pardon, require another! A side of lobster sounds most inviting as well!...or a warm T-bone.

 

[Sherman]

Do I have enough lace? Oh dear! I can't see through my lace!

 

[Town Heretic]

Okay, I give up. :rotfl:




Saturday's Gazette found here.

 

[Rusha]

Do I have enough lace? Oh dear! I can't see through my lace!

That's okay. It's pretty. It's you. Have a crumpet.

 

[Eeset]

OK, so I have this dog. He is really big and strong. 65 pounds of hungry muscle and I ran out of hound food. So off I go in the ancient chariot to resupply. It seemed safe enough what with this tread being closed and all.

On the way home I decided to pop into Freddie's. It is a casual joint and one of the locals saw me and ordered my favorite dry red from Freddie with a shout out. Who was I to refuse such warm generosity?

Finally I arrive home and log on to TOL only to discover all this chatter in one of my favorite threads. Tammie, Rusha and IMJ putting on gowns and snapping fingers for mint juleps? What's next? :idunno:

 

[bybee]

Do I have enough lace? Oh dear! I can't see through my lace!

My kind of Gal!

 

[Tambora]

The croquet game has been set up.
Shall we play after breakfast, ladies?

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[Rusha]

Considering my toe ailment, I shall have to merely sit on the sidelines and observe.

 

[bybee]

The croquet game has been set up.
Shall we play after breakfast, ladies?

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Indeed, I am quite good at croquet and enjoy it immensely.

 

[Tambora]

Considering my toe ailment, I shall have to merely sit on the sidelines and observe.

That's such a shame.
Perhaps you could read some sonnets aloud to us during the game.

Indeed, I am quite good at croquet and enjoy it immensely.

The more the merrier.