Jesus doesn't call us to asceticism in-and-of-itself. And God is not distant.
You cannot conform to Him. It isn't about what you can do, but what God has done. You must die as a kernel of wheat, and allow Him to revive you to full life.
You cannot merely "return" to Him. To apply for citizenship in the Master's Kingdom, you must cease your striving and become a slave to His righteousness.
John 12:25-26 -- "He who loves his life loses it, and he who hates his life in this world will keep it to life eternal. If anyone serves Me, he must follow Me; and where I am, there My servant will be also; if anyone serves Me, the Father will honor him."
These are a few of the genuine spiritual basics which are missing from Romanist indoctrination.
P.S. I have found more on SK and marriage. However, it is all ironical and humorous, like much of his commentary on other topics.