Silent Hunter
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. . . but he never seems to get there in one piece . . . :think:.What does God think of the Catholic Church? Jesus never skips a mass!
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. . . but he never seems to get there in one piece . . . :think:.What does God think of the Catholic Church? Jesus never skips a mass!
Follow-up joke to Traditio's.
You're right, it's better that way.The first line was hilarious. The second line killed the joke. Erase that.
All Christians are born again.God's not catholic? :shocked:
I made a couple of good jokes sd . . . don't spoil it.All Christians are born again.
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You Christians go on and on about being born again. I'm not one of those types
I made a couple of good jokes sd . . . don't spoil it.
What does God think of the Catholic Church? Jesus never skips a mass!
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A.A. MilneYou knoww what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good." ~ Jay, Men in Black
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A.A. Milne
:thumb: Ex 23:2, Phil 3:8, Eph 1:17The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. - A.A. Milne
:yawn: You’re projecting again (Matt. 4:6, 2 Cor. 2:11, Re 12:10). :noway:
Your understanding of scripture will be limited by: unbelief (Jn 8:43), unregeneracy (Eph. 4:18), spiritual blindness (Isa 6:9, 10), judicial punishment (Isa 44:18, 19) and difficulties (2 Pet. 3:16). Thomas Nelson Publishers: Nelson's Quick Reference Topical Bible Index. Nashville, Tenn. : Thomas Nelson Publishers, 1995 (Nelson's Quick Reference), S. 630
EVERYONE APPLIES TO YOU, NOT ME. NEENER NEENER. JESUS WEPT!
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Satan Inc (TOL Heretics List )
I workout. :freak:
. . . and he is so moved by the liturgy that he gets all broken up about it . . . :think:.What does God think of the Catholic Church? Jesus never skips a mass!
He has never been to 'mass'...
He never asked for 'priests'... he never used 'wafers' or grape juice. He never asked for 'churches' to be built... etc.
Why would Jesus attend something he never had a concept of?.. and certainly never preached.
I know what you were posting... believing something as supposed to something actually being real is two different things.
I know my savior exists without a doubt.. He is with me all the time.. I don't need some sort of ritual to do something that already exists.
Why doesn't your church believe in Jesus' promises?
All Christians are born again.
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You Christians go on and on about being born again. I'm not one of those types
God could never be contained in a box...or a temple...or a wafer...or a banana (1 Ki 8:27). :dizzy:
"It doesn’t do any good to know a god who isn’t the true God. If you worship some other god beside the God of the Bible and you love that god--that doesn’t do any good—that isn’t the true God. If I pick up a banana and call it Jesus and I love it--so what? That doesn’t make me saved. It just makes me :bow: loony..." :banana: Full text: Life of Jesus Volume 1: Jesus Tests and Builds Faith Pt 4a by Darrell Ferguson. Edited sermon notes
If you were with Him all the time, you wouldn't sin at all. So says scripture. You would also no longer be in the Flesh.
As it stands, I'd have to say according to scripture you are not in fellowship with GOd.
You do trust scripture for what it says don't you? Or will you rewrite it for your convenience.
...or a burning bush...or a pillar of fire...or the Ark of the Covenant...or the Temple in Jerusalem. OR A MAN NAMED JESUS Christ---right? Don't even bother. :nono:God could never be contained in a box...or a temple...or a wafer...or a banana...
Jn 4:24...or a burning bush...or a pillar of fire...or the Ark of the Covenant...or the Temple in Jerusalem. OR A MAN NAMED JESUS Christ---right?...
Do you have special needs?