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Family is coming in from out of town. Dad's making his famous Thanksgiving turkey. My sister and I are on house cleaning duty. Getting ready to gain 17.8 lbs. It's going to be a grand family holiday. Just have to brace myself for my aunt who is a borderline personality. She used to tell me she was attacked by a gnome who was her imaginary friend when I was a kid. And no, I'm not joking.