Patrick really ought not be permitted to deluge the thread in this manner. I can't even find one of the images that I want to respond to. He makes basically one sentence arguments but takes up 1000 times the bandwidth and almost entirely to no avail. He clearly isn't even expecting anyone to respond to them! Eventually, I suppose, his source for them will dry up.
As for the Moon pulling satellites out of orbit...
The Moon does indeed have an effect on the orbit of satellites but there is nowhere near the energy needed to pull them out of orbit. The argument is, just as are nearly all of these little pictorial nuggets of stupidity, based on a complete misunderstanding of how gravity works. To have the sort of effect on a satellite that the Moon has on the ocean, the satellite would have to have the mass of the ocean! Satellites are tinsy winsy little things in comparison to either the Moon or the ocean.
Here's the formula that gives you the gravitational force between any two objects...
F = G*((m1 * m2)/r^2)
F is the force of attraction between the two bodies, G is the universal gravitational constant, m1 is the mass of the first object, m2 is the mass of the second object and r is the distance between the centers of mass of each object.
The Moon (m1) is 7.34767309 × 10^22 kilograms
The standardized value for the mass of the ocean (m2) is 1.4 × 10^21 kg
A large geostationary (very high orbiting (i.e. closer to the Moon)) satellite (m2) is about 3500 kilograms
The moon is only about 52 times the mass of the ocean while it is 2.0993351685714 x 10^19 times as big as even the biggest of high earth orbiting satellites.
The ocean is 400000000000000000 times as massive as a large geostationary satellite.
In other words, the gravitational force between an Earth orbiting satellite and the Moon is very nearly (but not quite) zero and nowhere remotely close to that between the Moon and something as massive as the ocean.
Clete