Well, that certainly helps me to deal with your speculation about it being four dozen or three dozen: I'd say neither, it's about a handful.
Well, you're asking for trouble straight away there, aren't you. Anyway, mass bends space-time. Theory 1.
I think you should start a new thread:
The gravity conspiracy, and why mainstream science is suppressing Intelligent Falling Theory
the amazing everything from nothing big bang,
Yes, the explanation for why the sum total of everything in the universe is actually exactly nothing, if you add all the positive matter/energy to the negative gravitational energy. Theory 2.
we came fro apes evolution,
I'll have to deny you that one. It's just a fact that we
are African great apes. You were so close to forcing me to concede Theory 3. But you will need to express it properly to achieve the concession. Them's the rules, methinks.
Didn't realise that one was controversial. But by all means, tell us about Shallow Space and its suppression by NASA.
dark matter, dark energy,
Let's deal with those two together. They are place-fillers for the missing stuff in the universe, that cannot be detected in the same way that matter can. Whatever it is, it causes the apparent accelerating expansion of the universe, from sizes that are not permitted by Genesis, to dimensions that are more mind-boggling than talking snakes and donkeys. Not really a theory as such, although by all means tell us what Answers in Genesis thinks about it.
massive black holes everywhere with one really really really really massive one, the great attractor.
Yes, I'll buy that. An excellent idea, and thanks for mentioning it. Theory 3.
Do you mean General Relativity? That was Theory 1. You can't count that twice, sorry.
That's already been mentioned under Big Bang, given the constant nature of the speed of light in determining mass/energy equivalence. But all right, Theory 4.
Given that there is no evidence for multiverses, that has to remain an hypothesis.
Not dealing in hypotheticals, sorry.
lol and that's just far starters. You feel good about all those? Because they're all necessary for your wild fantasies to work. You count all the other theories I missed. Not for me, but just so you know everything you believe in.
Well, you got me on four theories there. But just to show I am not mean-spirited, here are some more for you:
Theory 5: The germ theory of disease
Theory 6: Plate tectonics
Theory 7: The Chromosome theory of heredity
Theory 8: The atomic theory
Given that not one of Theories 5-8 are mentioned in relation to Jesus, I expect you will be able to say nothing about them. So, to your denial of them...
Stuart