The Diary Of General Lee Boringstuff

[bybee]

I'm sorry but the latter part of this post is just far too dramatic and stimulating. Kindly keep such sordid displays of adrenaline to the appropriate threads. Might I suggest 'Town Quixote's'...

lain:

It is simply not nice to stimulate people so early in the morning!
A nice bland glass of carrot juice will do....

 

[Town Heretic]

The temperature just changed by a degree and I'm having toast without jam. :chew:

 

[steko]

:think: Time zones.

:listen: Arthur's asleep!


:banana:

 

[bybee]

The temperature just changed by a degree and I'm having toast without jam. :chew:

Jam has left the building.

 

[Town Heretic]

Jam has left the building.

TURN UP THE JAM!

 

[bybee]

TURN UP THE JAM!

Turnips have also left the building!

 

[Town Heretic]

Turnips have also left the building!

TURN UP THE....:think:...:rotfl:

 

[bybee]

TURN UP THE....:think:...:rotfl:

"HEAT!" It is cold here in Minnesota!

 

[Quincy]

My dog's barking at my rooster.

 

[bybee]

My dog's barking at my rooster.

There are mutes for that.

 

[PureX]

My dog's barking at my rooster.

That's very zen.

I am very zen, today.

But I am not barking at roosters.

 

[quip]

That's very zen.

I am very zen, today.

But I am not barking at roosters.

Wha....?

If a dog's barking at a rooster and no ones around.........

 

[bybee]

Wha....?

If a dog's barking at a rooster and no ones around.........

...it's that darn tree falling in the forest...

 

[quip]

...it's that darn tree falling in the forest...

...It was the rooster...he did it!

 

[Quincy]

There are mutes for that.

Sign language is too exciting.

That's very zen.

I am very zen, today.

But I am not barking at roosters.

She also herds chickens back into their coop, exciting I know, you should try it. I hope I don't get banned for thread derailing.

Wha....?

If a dog's barking at a rooster and no ones around.........

Then we all continue to be bores unaware of the excitment. Which would make Arthur happy. He hates that.

 

[Town Heretic]

... I hope I don't get banned for thread derailing.

Not to worry, half the people who read this don't know how the report function works and the other half...well, that would be the two of us. lain:

 

[dreadknought]

What ho! Today I observed a resplendent day full of the joys of constructing jigsaw puzzles. What a shame that all of them had several hundred missing pieces...still, that didn't mar an otherwise 'fruitful' time of drinking pints of water. What fun eh? Later the joys of stargazing upon an overcast sky..., the excitement of such endeavours! More rip roaring derring do and adventure awaits!

While you were trying to put together something you saw as random, you scooted over everything else, not random. :think:

 

[Arthur Brain]

I dunno, start a nice boring thread and people insist on spicing it up...turnips? Jam?

lain:

 

[steko]

Having a bowl of plain brown rice.

 

[Quincy]

I dunno, start a nice boring thread and people insist on spicing it up...turnips? Jam?

lain:

I forgot that those things excite the British, especially combined

We'll do better.

I like wearing flannel, got so much of it.