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chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

are there enough idiots in new hampshire to help trump?

yes but most of them are high on something

the others can't decide between bernie and trump

isn't that the definition of an idiot?

actually the trump supporter's kids are for bernie

who is going to pay for college?

they just want free stuff

does anyone want a job?

work?

why can't we just rest?

when they are resting, you can't tell the good from the bad

do we need to know?

when they wake up, you will know
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

are there enough idiots in new hampshire to help trump?

yes but they may sober up by the time they vote

if they vote

if they are registered

the polls say they are

and you believe them?

why would they lie about a thing like that?

one poll has a 97% voter turn out

so 3% actually admitted they won't vote?

maybe they were high

maybe you can't believe them

the records show who actually voted

why don't they use them?

I don't know

what do the records show?

about 30%

not 97%

not 97%
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

do you have a horse in this race?

not really

don't care who wins?

I care who loses

okay, who do you want to lose?

peyton

why?

it was all about him and not the team

the team is more important?

yes

why?

without the team, you are nothing

is that your theology?

yes
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

so what's new?

I am going out of town

you just love saying that

I just love doing it

do you need to get out of town?

we all do

road trip?

back roads

country?

farms

don't get lost

amy takes care of me

your trip adviser?

she knows where I am and how to get home

that is comforting

you betcha
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

so did you get ashes today?

so they will know I am catholic?

is that why you do it?

no

why do you do it?

to remember where I came from and where I am going

so you don't need ashes for that?

no

are you doing tuna casserole?

did it last week and it is in the freezer

individually wrapped?

yes

are you fasting?

at least two or three times a day

beer doesn't count

that's right, the monks brewed it so they would have a delicious and nutritional drink while they were fasting
 

chrysostom

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it is noon on the right coast
and
I just started my fasting
it gets me through lent
my individually wrapped tuna casserole is in the pan with low heat
some people know how to suffer
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

so you don't like lent

too negative

what do you give up?

complaining

that is a real challenge

ubetcha

anything else?

I am going to give out more reps

that's positive

it's my job

it should be everyone's job

you got that right
 

chrysostom

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it is almost noon on the right coast
and
I am already fasting
the monks made sure they always had a delicious and nutritional drink to help with the fasting
 

chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

so how is lent going?

no meat today

bummer

my tuna casserole is pretty good

what's in it?

tuna, noodles, mushroom soup, peas, and velveeta

velveeta?

I was raise on it

wasn't it cheap years ago

we couldn't afford kraft

is velveeta really food?

processed milk

how did it happen?

the government subsidized milk and the farmers produced so much they didn't know what to do with it

so?

somebody had to invent a cheese that did not require refrigeration to use all that milk

and they did?

emil frey did and it was cheap enough for my family

only because it was subsidized?

only because it was subsidized
 

zoo22

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good morning

good morning

so how is lent going?

no meat today

bummer

my tuna casserole is pretty good

what's in it?

tuna, noodles, mushroom soup, peas, and velveeta

velveeta?

I was raise on it

wasn't it cheap years ago

we couldn't afford kraft

is velveeta really food?

processed milk

how did it happen?

the government subsidized milk and the farmers produced so much they didn't know what to do with it

so?

somebody had to invent a cheese that did not require refrigeration to use all that milk

and they did?

emil frey did and it was cheap enough for my family

only because it was subsidized?

only because it was subsidized

I hope lent goes well. I think it's a good tradition.

But your story of Velveeta cheese? No. That's not really how or why Velveeta was started, or how or why processed cheese was started. You have a bunch of different stories going on that are kind of true, but they're Frankensteined together into one big story that's not true.

Processed cheese originated in Switzerland. They think it had originally had something to do wth fondue, but it really became a commercial thing around 1910, because the cheesemakers wanted longer shelf life so they could ship cheese to warm places. Kraft was doing something similar with processed cheese in the states at around the same time, and he patented his first processed cheese in 1916.

Velveeta cheese started separately, also around the same time. Velveeta was invented by Emil Frey around 1915 as a way for the cheese company he worked for, Monroe Cheese, to salvage broken cheese wheels and cheese scraps so there wasn't any waste. Basically, what hotdogs are to meat, Velveeta was to cheese.

Velveeta became it's own company in the early 1920's. Then, Kraft bought Velveeta in the late 20's. Through the years, Kraft kept developing more and more advanced ways to process cheese. Kraft pretty much championed taking the cheese out of cheese.

Government cheese was originally for soldiers in WW2. Then it was used in public schools. Then it was a sort of socialized food for the poor. It did have to do with government milk subsidy, and it was processed, but Velveeta and processed cheese had already been around for a long time before government cheese.

My dad tells me about how sometimes he'd catch my grandpa (his dad) telling me totally made up stories... Like my dad would walk into the room and my grandpa would be teaching me the etymologies of words that were just nonsense, or maybe telling me made-up stories about the history of airplanes or space travel or Velveeta cheese.

Anyway, I hope lent goes well. I'm sure it really helps you to appreciate the foods you're giving up, and that you'll enjoy them more than ever when lent is finished. :)
 
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zoo22

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I use Velveeta when I want a melting cheese that isn't stringy.



But since you said there's no cheese in it...

...what's a girl to do?

:)

There's usually some cheese in there. I guess I should have said he's championed taking the cheese out of cheese right up to the point that if there was any less cheese there wouldn't be any cheese at all.

Some American cheese is called "processed cheese", some is called "cheese food", and sometimes it isn't even called cheese at all, but "American slices".

I've been on a sort of quest for a really good American cheese for a while. I've even been sort of thinking of trying to make my own. It's rare that I eat it, and we never had it when I was a kid, but there are a couple of things now that I really like American cheese in.
 

theophilus

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There's usually some cheese in there. I guess I should have said he's championed taking the cheese out of cheese right up to the point that if there was any less cheese there wouldn't be any cheese at all.

Some American cheese is called "processed cheese", some is called "cheese food", and sometimes it isn't even called cheese at all, but "American slices".

I've been on a sort of quest for a really good American cheese for a while. I've even been sort of thinking of trying to make my own. It's rare that I eat it, and we never had it when I was a kid, but there are a couple of things now that I really like American cheese in.

When you find it please let us know.

Thanks!

:)
 

chrysostom

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I hope lent goes well. I think it's a good tradition.

But your story of Velveeta cheese? No.

thanks zoo
you may be right
but
my story is better
it explains why velveeta was so cheap when we were poor
and
why it is so expensive now

it is nice to know
that
you are checking up on me
 

zoo22

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When you find it please let us know.

Thanks!

:)

It taking me a long time because it's so rare that I buy it. That's why I said I've "sort of" been on a quest. It's like a very slow motion, ongoing, quiet quest. Even when I do plan to buy American cheese, I usually just look at it and then don't buy it. But I found a local deli that sometimes has some at the counter that's pretty good, and I can buy just a bit, like 1/4 pound of it, usually once that's gone, I'm done for a while.

I liked reading these American cheese taste tests:

In Search of the Best American Cheese

The Best American Cheese For Melting
 
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