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chrysostom

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good morning

good morning

so what is new?

climate change

it's not just getting cold

it is causing terrorism

seriously?

that's what our president said

is that why the voters are so angry?

just the stupid ones

do they know how hard it is to defeat a democrat?

the women keep voting for them

is it because they support abortion?

you tell me
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so what is new?

more shootings

more angry people

more bad people

who is to blame?

what is to blame?

free will

it must be a test to see who can get along

the word test is not even in the bible

not in your bible
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
so what is for lunch?

carnita verde with rice and applesauce

sounds good

it has a little heat

this climate change requires it
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so how do you stop trump?

by telling the truth

what is the truth?

he is working for hillary

how can you say that?

by connecting the dots

maybe you are just seeing spots

we got the first clinton because 20 million idiots voted for perot

is that all you got?

republicans can't win without women, mexicans, and religious wackos

so?

trump has insulted them all

is that all you got?

clinton called trump
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why is trump running?

he wants hillary to win

so why doesn't he just give hillary money

she doesn't need it but she needs someone to discredit the republican party

what does trump need?

a president in his back pocket

so they both get what they want

exactly
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why are there so many idiots?

most are just angry but some are just liars

why would they lie?

supporting trump now helps hillary later

how does that work?

he is hurting the republican party

how?

by insulting significant blocks of voters

who are they?

mexicans, women, and the religious wackos

how do you get elected by insulting them?

you don't

so why does he do it?

to get hillary elected
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

do you have a gun?

no but I want everyone else to have one

why?

to protect our freedoms

isn't the government supposed to do that?

the government is taking them away from us

so you would fight the government to protect your freedoms?

yes

is that why you vote republican?

I vote republican because the democratic party kills babies
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so how is the apocalypse coming?

the time is near

it's been near for a long time

that was john the baptist talking

you think he wrote it?

the first one

how many were there?

at least three

by three different johns?

that's right

interesting

that's right
 

Town Heretic

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Just back for a bit of the holiday season...and given what you did at Quixote's I knew you wouldn't mind my returning the nod here and reminding you about the whole, well, why not just remind you and everyone why you completely misrepresented when my back was turned. From my answer some time back...:

Walk into the nearest university, walk up to a professor of literature, especially if you can find one specializing in the period and then get back to me with what you won't ever acknowledge you enormous goof.

Or, you could look at this from the NY Times, I suppose:

"The Arabic manuscript, the Moor tells him, is the "History of Don Quixote de la Mancha, written by Cide Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." Cervantes brings the Moor to the cloister of a church and commissions a translation.

We know this is all a jest, as is the very name of the historian: "Cide" is an honorific, "Hamete" is a version of the Arab name Hamid, and "Benengeli" means eggplant."

...At the time when Cervantes was writing this novel, nothing about this jest was possible. Neither an Arabic-speaking Moor nor a Hebrew-speaking Jew would have been readily found in the Toledo marketplace. And no Moor would have translated Arabic in the cloister of a church.

...When Cervantes wrote "Don Quixote" a quarter century later, this experience led to an extensive story about Moors and Christians involving kidnapping, conversion and betrayal. He wrote, though, not as warrior but as a philosopher. His empathy for the Moors is cautious but unmistakable.

... "Don Quixote" is a resigned acknowledgment of a new kind of terrain that defined modernity: in it, very little is certain and much is lost. The book's power, though, also comes from Quixote's stubborn quest: he won't entirely let us accept that something else isn't possible.

Of course who wrote the thing has little to do with what it's point is, a thing the author tells us early on. But for some reason it's at that point that chrys stops believing everything he reads.
 

ok doser

lifeguard at the cement pond
good morning

good morning

so how is the apocalypse coming?

the time is near

it's been near for a long time

that was john the baptist talking

you think he wrote it?

the first one

how many were there?

at least three

by three different johns?

that's right

interesting

that's right

good morning chrys :wave2:
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so what is new?

he's back

I noticed

so what do you think?

the awards would not be the same without him

that is a long way off

well I do plan ahead

how do you do that?

connect the dots

there are a lot of dots here that cannot be connected

I just ignore them
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so what is new?

who are the trump supporters?

idiots

maybe they are just angry

what are they angry about?

washington

they reelected obama

buyers remorse

why don't they just vote republican?

they did

obama is still the president

why didn't the republicans make it all better?

you are an idiot
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why don't you believe the polls?

mostly liars respond

what do they lie about?

voting republican

why do they lie?

they are angry

why are they angry?

some feel misled by obama
some feel misled by republicans

what do they all have in common?

they are all idiots
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why didn't the republicans make it all better?

obama is still the president

so?

he will veto anything he doesn't like

why don't they override the veto?

there are enough democrats in the senate to block it

why didn't the republicans do something about abortion when bush was president?

there were enough democrats in the senate to block it

why don't the states do something about abortion?

they are but the court finds the laws unconstitutional

why don't they get better judges?

you need a republican president to appoint them?

why didn't bush do it when he was president?

there were enough democrats in the senate to block it

why aren't there more republicans?

there are too many idiots voting for the democrats

how did the republicans get control of the house and senate?

some of the idiots stayed home in 2010 and 2014

so why is trump so popular?

only idiots answer their phone and participate in the polls

so why do they show up at trump rallies?

they are mad

how many are there?

20 million of them voted for perot in 1992
 

Town Heretic

Out of Order
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why didn't the republicans do something about abortion when bush was president?

there were enough democrats in the senate to block it
How many bills did they send up anyway, just to be on record making the attempt, arguing their passion before the cameras and letting the nation know where their focus and dedication was on the point?

Surely at least one major push in any year, if only for the sake of conviction and the record.

Speaking of convictions...this from January of this year in the Washington Post:

House Republican leaders abruptly dropped plans late Wednesday to vote on an anti-abortion bill amid a revolt by female GOP lawmakers concerned that the legislation's restrictive language would once again spoil the party's chances of broadening its appeal to women and younger voters.

In recent days, as many as two dozen Republicans had raised concerns with the "Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act" that would ban abortions after the 20th week of a pregnancy.​

I guess the democrats are everywhere...even in your own party. :plain:
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why don't the republicans make it all better?

the democrats keep getting in the way

so how did the republicans get control of congress?

they sneak in during off year elections

how does that happen?

many democrats stay home

is this the only way republicans can win?

as long as we let idiots vote

how can you stop them?

convince them that it doesn't make any difference

that only works on republicans

they don't want to win

do they know how to?

they are just hopeless whiners
 

chrysostom

Well-known member
Hall of Fame
good morning

good morning

so why can't the republicans make it all better?

women vote for the democrats

so?

not enough men vote for republicans

so?

more women vote for democrats than men voting republican

so democrats win

you catch on fast

so how do we get more women to vote for republicans?

marry them and take them to church

is that all it takes?

it works all the time
 
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