I can say with complete confidence that this was, in fact, the first and only occasion where you so referenced me.
I happen to know there is only one of you. Sozo doesn't or can't count.
Since I never made the claim that saying Jesus is Lord is a sign of your particular delusion, providing you're capable of distinguishing the truth from Shinola, that would be an intentional misrepresentation...or a lie, depending on how nicely you want it.
Given that I'm demonstrably not a dolt (dolts don't make it into grad school...mom and pop divinity schools maybe...) and while I periodically drool (that is, when I read the newspaper) I never slobber.
Sorry again. I've accepted Christ, been baptized and am firmly and resolutely of the body.
That was either self contradictory or hopelessly fouled English. Either way you were wrong.
So what do I win?
Let me guess: a one way ticket to hell? And which part of the trinity were you again?