Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite

  • It was flippin' hilarious.

    Votes: 25 36.8%
  • It was like the dumbest movie ever.

    Votes: 12 17.6%
  • I Haven't seen it.

    Votes: 16 23.5%
  • I don't understand a word you just said.

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • How long did it take you to grow that moustache?

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?

    Votes: 12 17.6%

  • Total voters
    68

SOTK

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I haven't seen it yet although I've read the back of the DVD cover at the Vid Store. It doesn't look like my type of movie, but I may reconsider.
 

Nathon Detroit

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Originally posted by SOTK

I haven't seen it yet although I've read the back of the DVD cover at the Vid Store. It doesn't look like my type of movie, but I may reconsider.
It has a really funny screen play.

The dialogue and the acting is strangly realistic in a "nerdy" sort of way.




Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
 

Prisca

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I thought it was hilarious! It had a strangely nostalgic feeling about it, as though I'd lived it...and I've never even been to Idaho.

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.

Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.

Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
 

Slippery Mongoose

New member
Hahaha.... that movie is great.

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon: What?

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
 

Nathon Detroit

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Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Napoleon]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
 

Lucky

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Originally posted by Knight

Lucky.... one of the main reasons I started this thread was to see what you thought of the movie.
Gosh! I bought the DVD and watched it. Flippin' hilarious! :D
 

Slippery Mongoose

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Yeah... go Lucky! :cool:

Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!
 

Turbo

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Originally posted by Knight

Thoughts?
How much you wanna bet I can throw this football over them mountains?
 

Turbo

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Originally posted by Knight

Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
That is the funniest "current events" report ever.

"Lake Loch Ness" :doh:
 

Eowyn

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I just saw it the other day and it cracked me up:darwinsm: I love off the wall movies and this one was awesome!:up: So funny!
 

Poly

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Re: Napoleon Dynamite

Originally posted by Knight

Thoughts?

What do you think?
 

Lucky

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Originally posted by Eowyn

I just saw it the other day and it cracked me up:darwinsm: I love off the wall movies and this one was awesome!:up: So funny!
Woohoo! Another ND fan. :D
 
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