Bob Enyart said:
Okay, okay, so I'll add coban and aharvey, and I'll simplify by dropping Q2 & Q2a, and leave just these two:
CuratorExistsQ1: To Jukia, Johnny, Phy, coban and aharvey (each separately): Can you, without equivocation, indicate whether or not you exist?
I'm absolutely certain I do. And, as I'm sure you're well aware when it comes to your own "absolute certainties," it's not like anyone could possibly prove me wrong, and if I am wrong about this, well, it couldn't possibly matter! It's hilarious to me that you attach such significance to the answer to a question that could be the poster child for the Journeys Not Destinations Society.
Bob Enyart said:
To their credits, Jukia, Phy and coban all managed a courageous: Yes, we exist :banana: !
(Although Phy then equivocated a bit on the question itself, as though someone might reasonably answer otherwise.)
I'm now waiting to find out if Johnny and aharvey know whether or not they exist. Hey, so far, these TOLers are doing better than Doctor Kirk, the Denver Museum Curator!
Well, for one thing, you've long lost the element of surprise with us.
Bob Enyart said:
CuratorExistsQ2b: If any scientist cannot affirm his own existence without equivocation, does this undermine his credibility as a scientist?
Please circle one: Yes / No / I don't know
Gee, Bob, did I use too many words last time? I would expect you of all people to think twice before resorting to the cheap "Have you stopped beating your wife? Please circle one: Yes / No / I don't know" ploy. But, have faith, my answer is repeated below.
Bob Enyart said:
At least a few of us here at TOL would LOVE to hear an answer to this from Jukia, Johnny, Phy, and aharvery.
As for coban, he mustered a solid "Nope" to Q2 (giving him a 50%, and an F grade also).
Ah, so there
is an answer key. Sounds like there's an error on the key, Bob. Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us. Or, perhaps, the error is in the test itself, and you forgot to start each question with "According to Bob Enyart, ..."
Bob Enyart said:
So here we are, 27 posts into this most inane topic, and neither Jukia, Johnny, Phy, aharvey or coban can find anything significantly critical to say about a scientist who doesn't know if he exists! Ha!
Yeah, I guess I did use too many words... Assuming you guys are describing the situation accurately and (cough cough) objectively, Kirk fumbled a "most inane" question (where did this incident take place again?). That by itself (which is what you are asking us to consider) has as much bearing on his merits as a scientist as the fact that his shirt color and shoelace color sometimes match. If a person regularly ponders this question, and is genuinely confused about whether he exists, but not as part of any particular philosophical exercise, then I would say we would have little reason to question their credibility as a scientist because they lack the basic critical thinking skills needed to break into the scientific profession in the first place.
Alas, multiple choice tests don't leave space for discussion. So my answer to CuratorExistsQ2b
- as you
worded it is NO.
- as you
meant it (i.e., starting with "According to Bob Enyart, ...") is YES, BUT WHO CARES? (I know, that wasn't exactly a choice, but, hey, students are known to write in the margins even in multiple choice tests).
Bob Enyart said:
Are we on a twilight zone episode? No, we're just talking to evolutionists!
I should caution you about careless inferences. For example, by the time I was made aware of this thread, 25 replies had already been posted. More importantly, this "most inane topic" was initiated by a
creationist, and at least half of those 27 posts were made by
creationists, so at the least it's a bit disingenuous to be rolling your eyes only at those wacky evolutionists!